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    funny steroid sex story

    Just wanted to tell you guys about the story in case you ever run into a chick who thinks that steroids make your dick small
    my last girlfriend said that that was the case and I shouldn't use them
    I am a personal trainer and I had an old client contact me again and wanted to get together while her husband was on a business trip
    I was a bit shy to meet up with her because I don't like mixing business with personal. Also her being married I don't want to get caught in a love triangle and end up on Unsolved Mysteries
    she's the bossy type and you can tell that she runs the show in her marriage. She also told me that she believed that steroids make your dick small cuz her husband has a tiny one and he uses a lot of steroids
    she's also a very tiny check only 115 lb and 5 ft 1, very petite
    during our encounter we have to stop a couple times and go very slow she kept screaming and complaining that she was sore had to ice herself down and also there was some blood
    in the end I asked her if she still thought that steroids make your dick small haha

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    not a smart idea to go around banging your own clients. that is a huge conflict of interest and shows me that you don't take your career seriously at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUberca View Post
    Just wanted to tell you guys about the story in case you ever run into a chick who thinks that steroids make your dick small
    my last girlfriend said that that was the case and I shouldn't use them
    I am a personal trainer and I had an old client contact me again and wanted to get together while her husband was on a business trip
    I was a bit shy to meet up with her because I don't like mixing business with personal. Also her being married I don't want to get caught in a love triangle and end up on Unsolved Mysteries
    she's the bossy type and you can tell that she runs the show in her marriage. She also told me that she believed that steroids make your dick small cuz her husband has a tiny one and he uses a lot of steroids
    she's also a very tiny check only 115 lb and 5 ft 1, very petite
    during our encounter we have to stop a couple times and go very slow she kept screaming and complaining that she was sore had to ice herself down and also there was some blood
    in the end I asked her if she still thought that steroids make your dick small haha
    Ok that's a funny story but I think you're trolling us bro. I doubt you got a big pecker.

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    who comes on a forum and brags about their penis size? oh i forgot its the bodybuilding industry and everyone is insecure
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUberca View Post
    Just wanted to tell you guys about the story in case you ever run into a chick who thinks that steroids make your dick small
    my last girlfriend said that that was the case and I shouldn't use them
    I am a personal trainer and I had an old client contact me again and wanted to get together while her husband was on a business trip
    I was a bit shy to meet up with her because I don't like mixing business with personal. Also her being married I don't want to get caught in a love triangle and end up on Unsolved Mysteries
    she's the bossy type and you can tell that she runs the show in her marriage. She also told me that she believed that steroids make your dick small cuz her husband has a tiny one and he uses a lot of steroids
    she's also a very tiny check only 115 lb and 5 ft 1, very petite
    during our encounter we have to stop a couple times and go very slow she kept screaming and complaining that she was sore had to ice herself down and also there was some blood
    in the end I asked her if she still thought that steroids make your dick small haha
    bro i bets yo dick small as fuck. you just want to cum on here and brag. i not impressed at all you sound like a poosy lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by HUberca View Post
    Just wanted to tell you guys about the story in case you ever run into a chick who thinks that steroids make your dick small
    my last girlfriend said that that was the case and I shouldn't use them
    I am a personal trainer and I had an old client contact me again and wanted to get together while her husband was on a business trip
    I was a bit shy to meet up with her because I don't like mixing business with personal. Also her being married I don't want to get caught in a love triangle and end up on Unsolved Mysteries
    she's the bossy type and you can tell that she runs the show in her marriage. She also told me that she believed that steroids make your dick small cuz her husband has a tiny one and he uses a lot of steroids
    she's also a very tiny check only 115 lb and 5 ft 1, very petite
    during our encounter we have to stop a couple times and go very slow she kept screaming and complaining that she was sore had to ice herself down and also there was some blood
    in the end I asked her if she still thought that steroids make your dick small haha
    Tank you for that .
    These are must favorite stories

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    Nobody here cares about your size, wrong forum

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    Nobody cares

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    I hope you're either, young, stupid, or lying. Probably all 3 though.

    It is no flex to be sleeping with a married woman who is also a client of yours.

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    I want my 2 minutes back.

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