Can humans swallow toilet paper?

[Slothboy]

Ok so hear me out.

I bought a jar of beef liver powder that I wanted to sprinkle on my mince while cooking it, however I don’t like the taste of it. It cost me $50, and I want to get the nutritional benefits from it.

So I was thinking what if I just put some of the beef liver powder in a square of toilet paper and swallow it that way so I wouldn’t get much of the taste. Do you think that would work? Is it gonna be bad for me if I ingest a few squares of toilet paper?

Thanks

 

[LevButlerov]

Ok so hear me out.

I bought a jar of beef liver powder that I wanted to sprinkle on my mince while cooking it, however I don’t like the taste of it. It cost me $50, and I want to get the nutritional benefits from it.

So I was thinking what if I just put some of the beef liver powder in a square of toilet paper and swallow it that way so I wouldn’t get much of the taste. Do you think that would work? Is it gonna be bad for me if I ingest a few squares of toilet paper?

Thanks

@Slothboy I want to ask if you trolling lol but this seems legit Q.

I wouldn't eat any toilet paper but what you can do is get empty capsules and fill the big capsules with the liver powder. That would work and you don't need to eat toilet paper.

 

[Slothboy]

@Slothboy I want to ask if you trolling lol but this seems legit Q.

I wouldn't eat any toilet paper but what you can do is get empty capsules and fill the big capsules with the liver powder. That would work and you don't need to eat toilet paper.

Definitely not a troll just dont want this beef liver powder to go to waste. I assume the empty capsules would cost more money, and then youd have to go to the trouble of getting all the powder in and closing them up. I think it would be easier to use the toilet paper.

Has anyone else got any suggestions?

 

[LevButlerov]

Definitely not a troll just dont want this beef liver powder to go to waste. I assume the empty capsules would cost more money, and then youd have to go to the trouble of getting all the powder in and closing them up. I think it would be easier to use the toilet paper.

Has anyone else got any suggestions?

Toilet paper is not digestible, I wouldn't suggest eating it @Slothboy

how about you mix it with some sugar free juice and down it? hold your breath

 

[Slothboy]

Toilet paper is not digestible, I wouldn't suggest eating it @Slothboy

how about you mix it with some sugar free juice and down it? hold your breath

I think that would just create an even bigger mess/bad taste

 

[Slothboy]

I think that would just create an even bigger mess/bad taste

Toilet paper is not digestible, I wouldn't suggest eating it @Slothboy

how about you mix it with some sugar free juice and down it? hold your breath

How do you know toilet paper is not digestible?

 

[LevButlerov]

I think that would just create an even bigger mess/bad taste

How do you know toilet paper is not digestible?

@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers , I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.

 

[Pigsy]

Are we talking New or Used toilet paper @LevButlerov

 

[stevesmi]

Powdered form of anything is inferior

Instead of eating liver powder. Eat actual liver

 

[AE1079]

To my knowledge
Toilet paper can’t be 5a reduced, nor does it aromatise. Doesn’t bind to the AR, if not at all.
However I believe it’s really good at removing waste product from the lower intestine excreted via the anus.

I think a solid 3ply will do the trick to cause some decent blockages to stop you from breathing, maybe 1 roll ED.

Hope this helps

 

[LevButlerov]

Are we talking New or Used toilet paper @LevButlerov

Depends on the budget @Pigsy

 

[Slothboy]

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Are we talking New or Used toilet paper @LevButlerov

Well the unused stuff wouldnt have a taste?

 

[Slothboy]

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Powdered form of anything is inferior

Instead of eating liver powder. Eat actual liver

That tastes even worse

 

[Slothboy]

@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers , I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.

Not trying to step on anyones toes, just asking questions here. When people say that toilet paper is not digestible, what do they actually mean? How do they know this? Or are they just assuming?

We know that you cant put any other type of paper down the toilet because it doesnt break apart, so im wondering if the toilet paper will easily break down inside your stomach. Seems to me that it would be fairly safe assuming i only had 2-3 squares max.

 

[Slothboy]

Surely a bit of toilet paper has no match for our stomach acid?

 

[FlexyMcFlexFace]

Clearly you never went to a rave and took speed and it shows

Never had any issues with the toilet paper but id say what I put in it was the issue for a LOT of my stomach issues.

 

[Slothboy]

Clearly you never went to a rave and took speed and it shows

Never had any issues with the toilet paper but id say what I put in it was the issue for a LOT of my stomach issues.

Exactly ive done drugs this way before so I wanted to know if anyone else thought it would be safe. You’re the only one that brought it up.

 

[FlexyMcFlexFace]

Exactly ive done drugs this way before so I wanted to know if anyone else thought it would be safe. You’re the only one that brought it up.

AHAH yeah we used to drop so much gear in toilet paper as we wanted it to try and get down as far as it could into the belly. So toilet paper was always the way. We did end up buying caps from the pharmacy but they also called the cops on us once so went back to toiletpaper Im sure its fine to use. Just dont use used paper.

 

[s.gentz]

@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers , I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.

I got nothing here. How would you think that putting liver powder on paper would make it taste better. Liver has a very powerful flavor. This might be the dumbest thing i've heard in a while. Is it really that fucking hard to stir in some water and slam it?
Toilet paper has chemicals in it from the manufacturing process. Yes toilet paper breaks down over time but not the time spent in your stomach. A 2 second google search will tell you this. It is not safe to eat it.
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[Slothboy]

I got nothing here. How would you think that putting liver powder on paper would make it taste better. Liver has a very powerful flavor. This might be the dumbest thing i've heard in a while. Is it really that fucking hard to stir in some water and slam it?
Toilet paper has chemicals in it from the manufacturing process. Yes toilet paper breaks down over time but not the time spent in your stomach. A 2 second google search will tell you this. It is not safe to eat it.
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Whats with the negativity? And yes stiring it in water would make it so much worse. Our stomach acid is more acidic than battery acid so its not too much of a stupid question.