More Walmart Shoppers......
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I've been asked this question quite a few times.
Now I know the answer.......................................... JP
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I'd eat that.
I usually don't post Political Cartoons, but this had me Rolling......................... JP
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I'd eat that.
LMAO.............................................. JP
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Yes, with Scarymuchie soon to follow.
Had to post this one...................................... JP
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Subject: Grammer is important.
On his 70th birthday,
a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine
man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to
have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine
man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his
shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You
take only a teaspoonful, and then say: ‘1-2-3.'
When you do, you will
become more manly than you have ever been in your
life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The
man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned
and asked: “How do I stop the medicine from
working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'
he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went
home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine,
and then invited his wife to join him in the
bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said:
"1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her
clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.
Another one that had me Laughing......................................... JP
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Save for the portion concerning hair, that about cover mine.
Don't tell mom..What is the first thing that a country girl says after she has sex?
Well, I at least was close..lolActually, the first thing that a country girl says after she has sex is, "Get off me, pa, yur' crushin' my smokes."
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Well, I at least was close..lol
That is so fucked up, yet I almost pissed my pants laughing.. I guess I'm a dick too, lolView attachment 10963baaaaahhhh
Just a guess.. she can suck your dick and swallow without losing any Copenhagen?
LMAO...................................... JP
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^^^ Thanks for the Gacy flashback, JP ... complete with fresh cement.
Did the clown touch you in your special place? Brings a whole new meaning to 'my downstairs' ha ha![]()
This is my Credo these days............................ JP
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Some people are in fact walking billboards for their restaurants of choice....This is what happens when you eat too much Fast Food................................. JP
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Laughing my Ass Off at this........................................ JP
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