So I have been squabbling with a guy down my street for the past 2 weeks. He just got a dog and his dog takes a crap all over my yard. I asked him nicely to pick up and he refused. Yesterday I told him that I was gonna whip his butt tomorrow if his dog came back and he said I will be back here 8am sharp.
He has about 3 inches on me, broad shoulders, ex military tough guy type with a shaved head. Drives a truck and of course owns a pit bull both to compensate. Has tats and a tongue/nipple ring lol. I’m thinking of grabbing his tongue ring and pulling it out ha, or maybe his nipple ring.
Anyway I am posting this to ask advice on which steroids I can take to help me win the fight. I got a steroid hookup who will bring me whatever I ask for. I don’t want to kill the guy, just beat him up so that he learns to stay the hell off my lawn.