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Con Ella

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We see some pretty odd people at the gym and whenever I go on a time slot that is not my usualy time I run into a new character. Not that I have anything too funny to share, today a big size girl took a dive on the treadmill, she tripped and fell into a roll on the treadmill band only to be ejected out the back into a real embarrassing roll where her mid section was exposed. It would have been sad, had she not gotten up right away and laughed herself about it. Okay that story was lame but do you guys have any good ones?
 
That would be funny...that being said, I have respect for everyone that goes to the gym. They are trying to make themselves better. At least she was fine and laughed about it. I haven't seen anything like that in my gym but I did drop a 45lb plate on my foot once. Yelled and had to go to the walk in. Luckily it wasn't broken but really fuckin hurt.
 
I broke my small toe with a 45lb plate that slipped off a rack at waist height.

Passed out after squats for close to 30 minutes the first time trying knee wraps. Was doing 315 x 2 and hit 315 x 10 with wraps.

Pulled my back and needed to go to the hospital after trying a tbar row machine for the first time with too much weight and bad position. Walked out of the gym with back spasms.

Pulled a pin from a lat pulldown only to have the bar fall on my head.

Farted during a 500lb deadlift.

The list continues to build....

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There was a funny story with me once, when I was recovering from an injury, and was not exactly sure about the weight I could bench press. So there I was training without a partner to help me out, and got stuck with the weight on my chest without being able to lift it....these were long 70 seconds before one guy noticed something weird about me...and the worst part was the loud music, that would not let me call for help....I knew that nothing would really happen to me, but was embarassing lol.
 
There is one guy at my gym who all he does is skip. He doesn't lift weights, doesn't shower at the gym, doesn't use any of the other cardio equipment, he just skips.

From 5pm - 6pm every single day like clock work. I don't understand why he spends money on a gym membership when he could just buy a skipping rope LOL
 
I broke my small toe with a 45lb plate that slipped off a rack at waist height.

Passed out after squats for close to 30 minutes the first time trying knee wraps. Was doing 315 x 2 and hit 315 x 10 with wraps.

Pulled my back and needed to go to the hospital after trying a tbar row machine for the first time with too much weight and bad position. Walked out of the gym with back spasms.

Pulled a pin from a lat pulldown only to have the bar fall on my head.

Farted during a 500lb deadlift.

The list continues to build....

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Nice list bud...especially the "deadlift fart"!

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There was a funny story with me once, when I was recovering from an injury, and was not exactly sure about the weight I could bench press. So there I was training without a partner to help me out, and got stuck with the weight on my chest without being able to lift it....these were long 70 seconds before one guy noticed something weird about me...and the worst part was the loud music, that would not let me call for help....I knew that nothing would really happen to me, but was embarassing lol.

Lol, this is why I either don't bench alone or make sure not to use the safety clips...that way I can dump off one side if necessary. It's every gym goers fear!
 
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