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What do you do when you first receive your package at the door? Idk why but I instantly turn on old school rap lol I'm curious do you panic, do you get excited, do you tear that box open like t-rex....this is going to be funny I guarantee it.
 
Just a little humor to get my bros on Evo day going. If yall haven't already noticed I was here just for sources but alot of you guys are really knowledgeable and cool for the most part. I practice mixed martial arts and the forums that I am on the people on there are always ass holes for the most part, always leaning on somebody and critiquing and being disrespectful of someone's views on things. Going to a gym and being around powerlifter and bodybuilders was a different experience for me because for the most part we don't want anybody to fail, at least I don't want them to. Shit you benching 405 for reps, I'll root you on. Lol at martial art gyms it's all about who's better....I am not that type of person and I decided to walk away from it because it didn't fit my character. Since then I established alot of good friendships in the gym I am at.
 
First thing I do is put a confused look on my face and act like I wasn't expecting a package, then look around like it's a prank. I won't even touch it until I know nobody's watching. Lol.

Hypothetically of course.
 
The last time I received one, I got too excited: ended up uprooting the whole mailbox and taking it inside

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Midnight said:
First thing I do is put a confused look on my face and act like I wasn't expecting a package, then look around like it's a prank. I won't even touch it until I know nobody's watching. Lol.

Hypothetically of course.
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That sounds like the best prank ever.
 
2 years ago I had the sheriff deputy from next door knock on my door, in uniform handing me my package... I instantly wanted to hit the box out of his hand and run for my life... forgot that his daughter was playing with my son and walked over to get her though. He saw the package hadn't quit made the door so he picked it up.
 
Iwillrunyoudown said:
2 years ago I had the sheriff deputy from next door knock on my door, in uniform handing me my package... I instantly wanted to hit the box out of his hand and run for my life... forgot that his daughter was playing with my son and walked over to get her though. He saw the package hadn't quit made the door so he picked it up.
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Thats just Fucked Up man....lol. I would've surely thought to myself, well this is it I'm going to the big house for awhile. But at least I'll get swole in the Joint....



Strength and Honor....
 
bearbear22 said:
Thats just Fucked Up man....lol. I would've surely thought to myself, well this is it I'm going to the big house for awhile. But at least I'll get swole in the Joint....



Strength and Honor....
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Ya well I was so scared I took it and said "thank you". Just invited him in since I knew him. I pretended it was a prank and asked what it was.lol
 
Holy shit I would have fainted....that is the worse experience I ever heard..looks like iwillrunyoudown is the winner lol
 
For you guys, it sounds like excitement. For me, it is a crazy game of panic. I race home from work, trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. I fear her questions a lot more than I fear cops. Then I am opening the box behind a locked door somewhere in the house. I feel like a heroine addict that is shooting up or a closet fag sucking dick in an airport bathroom stall. Hate hiding from my wife, but I also hate having to explain it to her.
 
First a sense of relief and gratitude that everything arrived safely. Then I took a moment to just look at the stuff with a sense of satisfaction that I had made the decision.
 
You guys crack me up. I just stroll to the mailbox, grab my package in my tank top, and stroll in the house. I open it up on the table right in front of my wife, then take it and put it in my stash. The last thing I do is freak out when my package arrives.
 
Wacoach said:
For you guys, it sounds like excitement. For me, it is a crazy game of panic. I race home from work, trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. I fear her questions a lot more than I fear cops. Then I am opening the box behind a locked door somewhere in the house. I feel like a heroine addict that is shooting up or a closet fag sucking dick in an airport bathroom stall. Hate hiding from my wife, but I also hate having to explain it to her.
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It's 100x better if you could tell her and have her be okay with it. My wife was against it until I came clean...now shes doing it. lol And she pinning me. Its her excusee to hurt me.haha
 
I talk to my dog about how happy I am. Usually an out loud "woohoooo!!!" That was me two days ago when I got my s4 and GW


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Wacoach said:
For you guys, it sounds like excitement. For me, it is a crazy game of panic. I race home from work, trying to beat my wife to the mailbox. I fear her questions a lot more than I fear cops. Then I am opening the box behind a locked door somewhere in the house. I feel like a heroine addict that is shooting up or a closet fag sucking dick in an airport bathroom stall. Hate hiding from my wife, but I also hate having to explain it to her.
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Omg lol dick in bathroom... Jeezus

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I get my orders mailed to my brother's home in an adjacent town. Where I live is simply too obvious for such a mailing and I've taken 2 chances and 3 strikes you're out. I'm sure my name and address is flagged by Customs.
NO SIGNATURE REQUIRED WITH ALL MY ORDERS! I learned my lesson 1 too many times don't sign for anything that has a foreign address!!!
 
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