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AddarInc

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We all have some crazy whacky stories that we have participated in.. Either via the influence of certain compounds *tren* *cough* or witnessed some idiotic behaviour in the gym..

Ill start...

The young adolescent air puncher.. After sets starts boxing into thin air, jacking himself up whilst looking into the mirror and in complete admiration of his under developed & enhanced ego mind set.. DA FECK R U DOING KID SIT DA FUCK DOWN AND GET TO WORK...


I'm sure we can get this thread going lol..
 
Honestly my favorites are the guys that load way too much weight on the machine or barbell or whatever and then barely move it an inch and call that a rep. Then when they are done with their so called set, they stand up with their pathetic looking chest out like they actually did something. I see this almost every day. Its freaking hilarious.
 
Heres a quick one, was in the gym Saturday eve and this guy who was an older fella had his 18YR old son with him. The dad had obviously been working out for years. But he had his son, who had apparently just started, trying to do WAY TOO MUCH weight. Everytime the boy pushed the bar up, his body looked like it was going into spasms, as about 2 feet off the bench and back arched. His dad kept telling him "good job, good set". I'm thinking " poor kid, your dad is gonna get your ass hurt". To top it off, kid was obviously not enjoying the workout. Can't imagine why.
 
Heres a quick one, was in the gym Saturday eve and this guy who was an older fella had his 18YR old son with him. The dad had obviously been working out for years. But he had his son, who had apparently just started, trying to do WAY TOO MUCH weight. Everytime the boy pushed the bar up, his body looked like it was going into spasms, as about 2 feet off the bench and back arched. His dad kept telling him "good job, good set". I'm thinking " poor kid, your dad is gonna get your ass hurt". To top it off, kid was obviously not enjoying the workout. Can't imagine why.

yeah the dad is a classic example of someone who doesn't understand that it takes time to build strength and muscle.. he seems to be pushing his kid too fast too hard and making the kid hate it.
 
There are a lot of fathers like that out there. That's what will ruin a child. Forcing kids to do shit they don't wanna do. This really makes me sick. SMH. My father was like that with me coming up playing football. Which I loved football and was a beast of a middle LB, because I was always the stocky guy. My dad was a WR and always wanted me to be something I was not. I love my father and he bestowed a great work ethic upon me, but I will never forget those days. And that was along time ago. I screwed myself out of playing college ball, due to getting caught with POT. If I could only turn back time. That still motivates me to this day to be better than I was yesterday. Great topic.


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I just saw a guy stack dumb bells on end vertically shoulder with apart and have another dumbbell in his hands and then starting like "tea-bag" squating......hard to paint a picture of it but it was a sight


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There is one guy at my gym who eats 4-5 protein bars during every workout lol.

He literally does a set, takes a bite of his protein bar, and then does another set.

He's one of those really over weight guys in an all grey track suit who wears his lifting belt at all times. I can't say I have ever seen him train legs. It's always chest, arms or shrugs...
 
There is one guy at my gym who eats 4-5 protein bars during every workout lol.

He literally does a set, takes a bite of his protein bar, and then does another set.

He's one of those really over weight guys in an all grey track suit who wears his lifting belt at all times. I can't say I have ever seen him train legs. It's always chest, arms or shrugs...

so he essentially is getting in 1000 calories during his workout.. nice. can't imagine what is diet is like outside the gym
 
Hey, there gonna be any funny sex stories in this thread? If so, I'll be glad to share a good one or 2. I know ya"ll got some funny shit.
 
There is one guy at my gym who eats 4-5 protein bars during every workout lol.

He literally does a set, takes a bite of his protein bar, and then does another set.

He's one of those really over weight guys in an all grey track suit who wears his lifting belt at all times. I can't say I have ever seen him train legs. It's always chest, arms or shrugs...

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH them protein gains bro..

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Hey, there gonna be any funny sex stories in this thread? If so, I'll be glad to share a good one or 2. I know ya"ll got some funny shit.

cut loose man!!
 
OK now. This is honest to goodness true story. I couldn't come up with this on my own. So I was 17, girlfriend was at the house and we were laying in the living room. Mom was asleep in her bedroom and my little brother was asleep in his bedroom. It was about 11pm and me and my girlfriend start doing the deed. So I flip her over doggy style, we're going at it. While going at it I ask her if I can stick it in her ass. Took some pleading and I love you's, but she reluctantly agreed. So I'm trying to get it in and it's just too tight (this was my first time trying this and didn't realize the importance of some lube). So I can't get it in, I stop (she says where you going, I say we need something slippery). So there I am in the kitchen digging thru the cabinets. All is can find is Crisco (the white shortening kind, not the liquid). Back to the living room I go. Lube us both up with the Crisco and I didn't realize that now lubed up, I would not require anywhere near the same force to get it in. When I used the same force, there was absolutely no resistance. She shot forward about four feet (SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER) and hit her head on the tv. She proceeds to curl up in a ball (butt ass naked) crying LOUDLY. I'm trying to quiet her down and not wake my mom. I'm apologizing and and trying to console her (I'm also but ass naked). I look up and my mom and my brother walked in the living room. Mom says "what the fuck is going on in here and why is there a jar of Crisco in here?" Then asks why is she crying what happened. My little brother is standing by mom in amazement of what he is seeing.
 
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