THIS IS WHY SHARKS CIRCLE..

[SpyWizard]

Why Sharks Circle You







Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

 

[Southern]

Haha that made my day!

 

[Athena]

:laugh:

 

[enjoey]

haha!

 

[Juced_porkchop]

hahahahahahhaaha

 

[ViperRulz]

:lol:

 

[SpyWizard]

I've gotten many pm's from people (fellow brothers of Iron) asking me ???'s about this story..

like How do they know what the sharks were saying??
and
were those great white sharks??
or
I call bullshit, those sharks wouldn't make me shit..

so to add additional information..


It's a joke,

the sharks don't want to eat shit so they scare the swimmers shitless, or rather they shit their pants, and no the sharks don't eat the shit when it's in the water, the shit sinks to the bottom..


I hope this makes it more clear for many of our brothers of Iron..

 

[Athena]

^^ Seriously? Way too funny!

 

[Squataholic]

lol!

 

[Melaina]

ha ha ha

 

[thenightmare21]

:17:lol

 

[SpyWizard]

told this one at a party tonight.. it was a big hit..

 

[SupplementJudge]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha:bb: