thoughts on sharing steroids with neighborhood kids?

[Haseiuw]

So I am just your regular American guy living in the suburbs in the midwest. I take great care of my lawn and treat it like its my baby. I’m in my 60’s now and ex military, spent about 20 years in the
military and seen a lot. Get a monthly check plus social security so I’m good to go
in the evenings I like to sit out in the front porch and smoke a cigar and drink a beer. Well one day after school was over down the street a big group of soccer players cut through my yard with their cleats and messed up my lawn. They are too lazy to walk around the outside of the street where the fence is so they use my yard as their short cut. This happened on a daily basis until I finally got fed up with it and brought out my shotgun and threatened to shoot them if they did it again. For a few days it was quiet and nothing but one day one of the little bitches decided to come into my yard with his cleats and stomped into my lawn and twist his feet around. I grabbed my hose off the front patio and quickly sprayed him and he ran away like a coward.
The next day he shows up again and stands there in my yard giving me a look so I spray him down again like he is enjoying it. From there it progressed to us making small talk, turns out he plays soccer at the college down the street and just moved in to the home behind me. He comes by after practice all sweaty and I hose him down really good and we have a laugh. I even take the liberty of lathering him up with some soap to make him smell good. I ended up be-friending the little jerk and hooked him up with some steroids to help him land a scholarship at a larger university next year.
Anyway my question is can I get into any trouble supplying this guy with some roids? He just turned 21 and I just want him to succeed. Feel like I am doing gods work here and if he ends up going pro
maybe he will hook me up with some free tickets and cash.

 

[Shen Long]

So I am just your regular American guy living in the suburbs in the midwest. I take great care of my lawn and treat it like its my baby. I’m in my 60’s now and ex military, spent about 20 years in the
military and seen a lot. Get a monthly check plus social security so I’m good to go
in the evenings I like to sit out in the front porch and smoke a cigar and drink a beer. Well one day after school was over down the street a big group of soccer players cut through my yard with their cleats and messed up my lawn. They are too lazy to walk around the outside of the street where the fence is so they use my yard as their short cut. This happened on a daily basis until I finally got fed up with it and brought out my shotgun and threatened to shoot them if they did it again. For a few days it was quiet and nothing but one day one of the little bitches decided to come into my yard with his cleats and stomped into my lawn and twist his feet around. I grabbed my hose off the front patio and quickly sprayed him and he ran away like a coward.
The next day he shows up again and stands there in my yard giving me a look so I spray him down again like he is enjoying it. From there it progressed to us making small talk, turns out he plays soccer at the college down the street and just moved in to the home behind me. He comes by after practice all sweaty and I hose him down really good and we have a laugh. I even take the liberty of lathering him up with some soap to make him smell good. I ended up be-friending the little jerk and hooked him up with some steroids to help him land a scholarship at a larger university next year.
Anyway my question is can I get into any trouble supplying this guy with some roids? He just turned 21 and I just want him to succeed. Feel like I am doing gods work here and if he ends up going pro
maybe he will hook me up with some free tickets and cash.

Dude, you have real issues...
I think you're trying to provoke unwanted & angry responses.

Grow up jerk

 

[Seventieschild]

I call bullshit,and yes absolutely you can get in strife supplying steroids to anyone,and fucked up that you would think about it to a 21year old just for your own selfish shit,but all bullshit hey bro

 

[Mobster]

So I am just your regular American guy living in the suburbs in the midwest. I take great care of my lawn and treat it like its my baby. I’m in my 60’s now and ex military, spent about 20 years in the
military and seen a lot. Get a monthly check plus social security so I’m good to go
in the evenings I like to sit out in the front porch and smoke a cigar and drink a beer. Well one day after school was over down the street a big group of soccer players cut through my yard with their cleats and messed up my lawn. They are too lazy to walk around the outside of the street where the fence is so they use my yard as their short cut. This happened on a daily basis until I finally got fed up with it and brought out my shotgun and threatened to shoot them if they did it again. For a few days it was quiet and nothing but one day one of the little bitches decided to come into my yard with his cleats and stomped into my lawn and twist his feet around. I grabbed my hose off the front patio and quickly sprayed him and he ran away like a coward.
The next day he shows up again and stands there in my yard giving me a look so I spray him down again like he is enjoying it. From there it progressed to us making small talk, turns out he plays soccer at the college down the street and just moved in to the home behind me. He comes by after practice all sweaty and I hose him down really good and we have a laugh. I even take the liberty of lathering him up with some soap to make him smell good. I ended up be-friending the little jerk and hooked him up with some steroids to help him land a scholarship at a larger university next year.
Anyway my question is can I get into any trouble supplying this guy with some roids? He just turned 21 and I just want him to succeed. Feel like I am doing gods work here and if he ends up going pro
maybe he will hook me up with some free tickets and cash.

The clincher.

 

[stevesmi]

Seems like you are one of those people who hate others but deep down are holding crazy insecurities. A lot of that going on nowadays with people hating on others.

Just admit you like young boys and enjoy showering him and now are trying to juice him up cause you want a bulkier ass to fill and that will be your first homework assignment

 

[zaccass1]

Awesome laughing my ass off

 

[BodyMonster34]

bro yo doing gods work for sho. making beta males into alpha males

need to bring him inside and show him what real man made of. make him get on knees. that true american midwest values

 

[dylangemelli]

man, the fact people like this exist is pretty damn troubling...

 

[Fatboy26]

I read the first paragraph and the last one. I’m not reading all that shit. Was bored

 

[Fella Finn]

All I can say is you are an extremely disturbing individual

 

[Mobster]

Seems like you are one of those people who hate others but deep down are holding crazy insecurities. A lot of that going on nowadays with people hating on others.

Just admit you like young boys and enjoy showering him and now are trying to juice him up cause you want a bulkier ass to fill and that will be your first homework assignment

Stevesmi's funniest ever reply

 

[Matt88]

What did I just read......

 

[Shen Long]

@ 70's_Child has a new online mate...

 

[Seventieschild]

man, the fact people like this exist is pretty damn troubling...

All I can say is you are an extremely disturbing individual

@ 70's_Child has a new online mate...

It's your daddy you fuckwit,drop off back to the thread the lads made for you to stay off the main threads, everyone over there hates you and is calling for your ban,you silly little girl,back to shen long thread for you to talk shit,you post here a reply to the bloke he's just trying to get a rise and to grow up,don't talk to your dad like that,you post shit just like him.fucking hypocrit.

 

[dylangemelli]

It's your daddy you fuckwit,drop off back to the thread the lads made for you to stay off the main threads, everyone over there hates you and is calling for your ban,you silly little girl,back to shen long thread for you to talk shit,you post here a reply to the bloke he's just trying to get a rise and to grow up,don't talk to your dad like that,you post shit just like him.fucking hypocrit.

the last thing you want to do is even respond to this clown.. the pip comment he made said enough about how ignorant he is.. you are likely talking to a 20 year old typing from mom's basement but noone with any money or portfolio will come on here name calling like he immediately did nor would he EVER say it your face bro.. so just let him run his mouth to noone... because thats the only following he has anywhere.. noone

 

[Seventieschild]

the last thing you want to do is even respond to this clown.. the pip comment he made said enough about how ignorant he is.. you are likely talking to a 20 year old typing from mom's basement but noone with any money or portfolio will come on here name calling like he immediately did nor would he EVER say it your face bro.. so just let him run his mouth to noone... because thats the only following he has anywhere.. noone

100% right bro,not worth the time to respond and give him the rise he's chasing.exactly,broke ass living in mums basement.you have a good one though

 

[Shen Long]

100% right bro,not worth the time to respond and give him the rise he's chasing.exactly,broke ass living in mums basement.you have a good one though

at least i got a mum & a basement, do you even know who your parents are you dumb shit from Mt. Druitt?
Dad's in Silverwater & mum's probably on George St or Kings X hocking her box for a $20 hit of smack

 

[Shen Long]

the last thing you want to do is even respond to this clown.. the pip comment he made said enough about how ignorant he is.. you are likely talking to a 20 year old typing from mom's basement but noone with any money or portfolio will come on here name calling like he immediately did nor would he EVER say it your face bro.. so just let him run his mouth to noone... because thats the only following he has anywhere.. noone

Hey Italian Gemelli, dude, seriously, people only listen to you 'cause you got Nike kicks in the background, but anyone else who's got more flash kicks than yours knows you're just full of Italian mortadella [you know, dead horse].
I mean seriously, who the fuck makes cold-cut meats from dead horses???

I put forth a decent argument & you can't even rebut with some evidence to back up your horse-shit manure theories.

 

[Fella Finn]

Hey Italian Gemelli, dude, seriously, people only listen to you 'cause you got Nike kicks in the background, but anyone else who's got more flash kicks than yours knows you're just full of Italian mortadella [you know, dead horse].
I mean seriously, who the fuck makes cold-cut meats from dead horses???

I put forth a decent argument & you can't even rebut with some evidence to back up your horse-shit manure theories.

Grow up if that is even possible

 

[Mobster]

She contribute positively or have a time out. Enough of the sniping back and forth BS