top 3 steroids for prison cycles

[Venja]

seeking advice from the boys on here who have been to prison. Bodymonster, dylan, mobster and others I’m calling you out on your prison secret cycles that I know you have done before. I’m currently out with several warrants and next time the cops pull me over I’m gonna be arrested and going back to prison. Already planned out the economics but now need to plan the steroids to use while in prison.
1. how do I sneak them in? Share your secrets
2. which steroids give me the best chances of being the alpha while in there.
3. share your own experiences too, let’s have some fun on here!

 

[Mobster]

I've never been to prison except as a visitor to see my late brother Mike when he was in jail many years ago. Heck, I worked for the Police in a civilian role (what the Yanks call a meter maid - Brits a Traffic Warden) for 14+ years. Never been arrested (threatened with it once when I was on duty of all things - long story). Never had a ticket. I did have the police here on a sarms issue as per an ancient thread. There was an issue, another long story, involving being interviewed under caution (again I was on duty) to do with a replica gun and an attempted post office robbery.

If you think taking steroids is gonna make you an alpha can I suggest you smuggle in lube cos anal is a bitch dry that first time lol

Dylan and BM HAVE done time. BM talked about having as CO (what we call a PO or prison officer) bring in gear before.

 

[BodyMonster34]

seeking advice from the boys on here who have been to prison. Bodymonster, dylan, mobster and others I’m calling you out on your prison secret cycles that I know you have done before. I’m currently out with several warrants and next time the cops pull me over I’m gonna be arrested and going back to prison. Already planned out the economics but now need to plan the steroids to use while in prison.
1. how do I sneak them in? Share your secrets
2. which steroids give me the best chances of being the alpha while in there.
3. share your own experiences too, let’s have some fun on here!

bro I proudly served both the country and also in prison. first off prison ain't that bad. in fact, i had best years of my life in the clink. even got 2 bishes pregnant while in there (1 being a CO wife, i agree to turn over rights after it born for $$$). had sex almost everyday no problem. they would bring in bishes from female clink across the street in and we would bang them 2 at a time sometimes for drugs and things like toothpaste or chips. that how prison work.

so day 1 gotta make yo'self the alpha. this mean find skinniest bish on yo unit and make him get on knees. i hope yo not less than 200 pounds then yo might be skinniest dude these days especially if a prison in south. guys like roidrage and mobster run the unit's due to they size, guys like me though run the prison cause i'm the alpha. yo might have to shank a dude mobster's size first couple nights so be ready for that, gonna be messy and yo risk getting more time added to sentence but that prison life.. gotta EARN respects. if yo smaller dude then be ready to be on knees to guys like me, i take you under wing and protect you no problem but it comes at cost.

when it comes to steroids, it easier to get in prison then out of prison believe it or not. CO's all corrupt especially if you in a tx, Ohio or TN prison. kentucky and NC prison got best cigs fresh tobacca and the hooch from WV the best from mountains. pay them (CO's) $100 and they will get you tren no problem. don't ask for oral roids, always asks for injectables and reuse needles but not with roomies in case they got the AIDS. also first night ask CO's for unflavored soap. in mean time loads up on tren, halo and anadrol. yo gonna want size and strength

 

[stevesmi]

what good does it do to use steroids ahead of prison? you will end up crashing when you go in
better be able to get them while in there

 

[Noah Wixx]

Dave Crossland spoke on this topic on a podcast primarily on the UK side of things with prison guess orals are most popular over there .

 

[Mobster]

Of course BM is wrong on me 'running the prison'. I DID apply to be a CO back in the day but my unassisted eyesight wasn't good enough.

 

[LevButlerov]

seeking advice from the boys on here who have been to prison. Bodymonster, dylan, mobster and others I’m calling you out on your prison secret cycles that I know you have done before. I’m currently out with several warrants and next time the cops pull me over I’m gonna be arrested and going back to prison. Already planned out the economics but now need to plan the steroids to use while in prison.
1. how do I sneak them in? Share your secrets
2. which steroids give me the best chances of being the alpha while in there.
3. share your own experiences too, let’s have some fun on here!

actually best steroids are TRT so you can stay on when you're there
I wouldnt get on tren because you cant get it in prison IMO

 

[MONSTRO]

Monstro says no way dylan been to prison. bodymonster yes but dylan no. only way dylan if he visiting boyfriend/husband. he would not survive minute in Portuguese prison that's for sure

 

[ceo]

bros hands down i would go with tren, tren and more tren

 

[ROIDDERS]

Why don't you just pay your warrant so you don't go to prison in the first place

 

[chesty]

I would just lock myself up in the basement so I don't get caught

 

[Ulter]

drive to Mexico so you don't end up in jail

 

[StevenDarwinMD]

This thread/post was reviewed by our Medical Review board.

 

[e2]

go with some test, and tren. maybe no on test, i would do some deca instead

 

[2Thick]

deca is a good idea. deca solo so you kill libido lol

 

[Vadim Fedorov]

prison is no good. make sure you pack extra soap lol

 

[ballin2504]

This guys a troll

 

[dylangemelli]

seeking advice from the boys on here who have been to prison. Bodymonster, dylan, mobster and others I’m calling you out on your prison secret cycles that I know you have done before. I’m currently out with several warrants and next time the cops pull me over I’m gonna be arrested and going back to prison. Already planned out the economics but now need to plan the steroids to use while in prison.
1. how do I sneak them in? Share your secrets
2. which steroids give me the best chances of being the alpha while in there.
3. share your own experiences too, let’s have some fun on here!

1. I never used them when i was in there whatsoever

2. sneaking anything in there is NOT worth it and rather difficult and not anything i would ever recommend

3. the main thing i saw snuck in, which required visitors somehow getting them in there was tobacco and at times, pain pills... steroids were not anywhere around during my experience

4. i assure you that you dont need them in there.. people can do some amazing things in there given you have all the time in the world.. the main thing is that you have money in your accounts to buy your own food because what you get in there is not going to be anywhere near sufficient

 

[Noah Wixx]

1. I never used them when i was in there whatsoever

2. sneaking anything in there is NOT worth it and rather difficult and not anything i would ever recommend

3. the main thing i saw snuck in, which required visitors somehow getting them in there was tobacco and at times, pain pills... steroids were not anywhere around during my experience

4. i assure you that you dont need them in there.. people can do some amazing things in there given you have all the time in the world.. the main thing is that you have money in your accounts to buy your own food because what you get in there is not going to be anywhere near sufficient

I guess I don't see the point in this op bringing up someone's past which has absolutely nothing to do with the present and future person, nor do I feel it Is anyone's business knowing your mistakes or anyone else's, we all have a past and have made mistakes we all owned up and paid the price for. I don't judge a man based on a past I judge a man based on what I see here and now and what he shows me with his character. OP can take a hike as far as I am concerned posting something like this. I had no idea who was in or not in prison nor do I care about the past it's not my place. You are a great man Dylan and have done alot for the community and others I respect u as a friend and a person/ mentor just my two penny's about it.

 

[Mobster]

Monstro says no way dylan been to prison. bodymonster yes but dylan no. only way dylan if he visiting boyfriend/husband. he would not survive minute in Portuguese prison that's for sure

100% he has. He's stated so. It's not a secret. Nor is it something he goes on about