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Who here hates a shower facer-outer?

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Cleatus

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Any of you guys have this guy at your gym? The showers at my gym are set up like a hallway with showers on both sides. Shower curtain is closed - keep walkin'. Shower curtain is open - round the corner and... Jesus Christ! It's the godd*m facer-outer guy latherin' up his nads and keepin' an eye on things. Just watchin' traffic go by with the curtain wide open. I'm tired of rounding the corner and getting the full-body clench, you know the type of clench where your body is trying to tell you it senses danger. It doesn't really know what to do, so it just clenches up and your brain is left to figure out what to do next. This thread is devoted to you - genital advertiser guy, pivot 180 degrees and pull the godd*m shower curtain shut :D
 
I work out then shower at home. I wouldn't know the feelings of seeing naked men in the shower haha but the gym is 5 mins from my house!
 
I have encountered these guys my whole life playing sports. Being in gym, soccer, basketball there is always one or two that seek to pull this move. I can remember our team captain pulling that shit after soccer and one of the other guys calling him out for it. Started some shit in the locker room too. Funny, I just sat back and laughed at these two guys about to throw down with barely nothing on.. I get in there and get the fuck out. Now days I just head to the house, I don't want to look at grandpa balls and that's who usually is down at my rec center pulling that shit.
 
The old gym I used to go to had open showers, one big room, with like 10 shower heads. Anyways, I used to like to go at like 6am, get showered then head to class. Well that early the only people up are old guys. These guys were hilarious in the locker room. Balls hanging out, having full conversations, complaining about their wives, you would think they were at a high school reunion, and it was like this EVERY DAY.

I don't even think they cared about their health..come again I'm not sure if I ever even saw them work out... They just wanted and excuse to meet up with their buddies and bitch about their wives.
 
Yea we got a few grandpas who will throw there leg up on a bench or even the sink and floss the towel between there ass cheeks at NYSC it's hilarious or blow dry the pubes in the mirror it cracks me up.
 
TheLionKing said:
The old gym I used to go to had open showers, one big room, with like 10 shower heads. Anyways, I used to like to go at like 6am, get showered then head to class. Well that early the only people up are old guys. These guys were hilarious in the locker room. Balls hanging out, having full conversations, complaining about their wives, you would think they were at a high school reunion, and it was like this EVERY DAY.

I don't even think they cared about their health..come again I'm not sure if I ever even saw them work out... They just wanted and excuse to meet up with their buddies and bitch about their wives.
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Sounds like taking showers in army in barracks in germany. One shower room for whole building of soldiers. No seperating walls just 16 shower heads, hot and cold water knobs, a soap dish and a hundred guys trying to shower after pt. You get used to it when forced like that but, fuck that at the gym i would rage on somebody.
 
Oldjarhead said:
Yea we got a few grandpas who will throw there leg up on a bench or even the sink and floss the towel between there ass cheeks at NYSC it's hilarious or blow dry the pubes in the mirror it cracks me up.
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HAHAHA good Lord! That is really not needed. People are so weird!
 
Ya I avoid them too. The one at my gym is just a shower room and I prefer not to shower with a bunch of old dudes. Not to mention they walk around the locker room naked and talking to friends. Bro, get the fuck away from me. Go put some fucking underwear on and then come talk to me.

KRAZIEONE
 
Because we have learned not to hold it in, and go when u need to go.

How is it u can go check out ur beef and poultry farms?

Down and clear a gas mask? U too funny steve.
 
Casca said:
Because we have learned not to hold it in, and go when u need to go.

How is it u can go check out ur beef and poultry farms?

Down and clear a gas mask? U too funny steve.
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I take shits 3X per day... but I do it in my own toilet. I wonder if these people live in their cars or something where they have to use it at the gym instead. and then they leave a mess.

when I used to be a corporate whore and worked at an office we would have one Moroccan dude who would take a shit every morning at 9 on the dot. he would stink up the bathroom for the next 3 hours. I always wondered why he didn't take a shit at home and then drive to work, its bizarre.. I wonder if its a territorial thing where he wanted to leave his mark for all to smell

i ended up getting so sick of it that i would take the elevator to another floor to take a leak instead
 
stevesmi said:
I take shits 3X per day... but I do it in my own toilet. I wonder if these people live in their cars or something where they have to use it at the gym instead. and then they leave a mess.

when I used to be a corporate whore and worked at an office we would have one Moroccan dude who would take a shit every morning at 9 on the dot. he would stink up the bathroom for the next 3 hours. I always wondered why he didn't take a shit at home and then drive to work, its bizarre.. I wonder if its a territorial thing where he wanted to leave his mark for all to smell

i ended up getting so sick of it that i would take the elevator to another floor to take a leak instead
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F'in steve, i am regular too. But u sure as SHIT, crack me up with these posts.
 
Black guy at my gym loves walking around naked in the locker room. He'll stay in there like that for an hour at times. Very strange!
 
Hahah this thread is funny as hell. Some locker rooms I would need a Hazmat suit just to breach the threshold, and then when I decide to go in there to throw a leak - sure enough some fucker is in there bare footin it. That's brave as hell considering how nasty people are. I know all to well the guy destroying the stall with the taco bell he had the night before. I think to myself, "what are people eating for God's sake!"
 
devildog said:
Black guy at my gym loves walking around naked in the locker room. He'll stay in there like that for an hour at times. Very strange!
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he likes to show off his hrum obviously. the white dudes probably walk past him in shame with their heads down
 
I wash my hands before and after. As well as wipe down the seat, and cover anything my body might touch in a layer of tp. You woulda thought I was setting up dexters kill room.

But alas. I no longer take no-xplode.
 
Not sure, it was only the original formula no xplode that did it. I have had many others since then that didn't do if to me. Even now that I no longer have a large intestine preworkout a don't give me an issue
 
yeah I don't like preworkouts at all.. cause look at all the crap they put in those. you don't know how your body will react. plus you can really get addicted to the stimulants and get your sleep patterns screwed up

I eat some scrambled eggs and some type of carb source before hand and I feel solid throughout
 
Try having to drop a stinky bomb , in a bathroom full of lowlifes with no stall doors . Id wait till they all started brushing their teeth and let one go .


Caaannn Uuuu Diigg It ?
 
Well after seeing a guy wacking off in the shower at the gym I can wait till I get home. And he was covered in sores wtf
 
Oldjarhead said:
Well after seeing a guy wacking off in the shower at the gym I can wait till I get home. And he was covered in sores wtf
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another example of someone who HAS to live out of their van. you are seriously not capable of waiting till you get home to do that? or maybe they live with a bunch of people and have no privacy at home.. I don't get it
 
People are weird, I went into the grocery store a while back and had to throw a leak. Went to the bathroom and there was a kid of about 7-8 in there taking a leak too. In the stall there was some shit kicker in there that was obviously whacking off. Really pissed me off! I told the kid to get out of there and fucking banged on the stall and told that douche to cut it the fuck out! He didn't say a word, but I felt like kicking the door in and kicking him in face. People are just fucking weird, watch out for em'.
 
Oldjarhead said:
Yea we got a few grandpas who will throw there leg up on a bench or even the sink and floss the towel between there ass cheeks at NYSC it's hilarious or blow dry the pubes in the mirror it cracks me up.
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Yea, we've got him too. The guy that is bald and does the bow-legged ball sack dry with the blow dryer in close company with everyone changing clothes. Four hundred f*cking free towels within reach and has to blow dry his nuts. We also have shave naked in front of the mirror guy who leans in to do the occasional weener tap on the sink and let's not forget take a dump barefoot guy. We've got all the characters at my gym - and it's not the same guy. Got a handful of each of these types and they are definitely fun to complain about.
 
This sounds like one of the LAF in town...

I don't use the showers at this particular location and whenever I see this behavior playin' around me in the locker room, I tend to look down, walk in, get my stuff and walk out. I understand, it's a locker room and that's where you change and/or dress up but I think the seniors can do a bit faster instead of parading their sacks around. No one wants to see that.
 
stretch512 said:
People are weird, I went into the grocery store a while back and had to throw a leak. Went to the bathroom and there was a kid of about 7-8 in there taking a leak too. In the stall there was some shit kicker in there that was obviously whacking off. Really pissed me off! I told the kid to get out of there and fucking banged on the stall and told that douche to cut it the fuck out! He didn't say a word, but I felt like kicking the door in and kicking him in face. People are just fucking weird, watch out for em'.
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maybe he is retarded?
 
Flip Digler said:
Try having to drop a stinky bomb , in a bathroom full of lowlifes with no stall doors . Id wait till they all started brushing their teeth and let one go .


Caaannn Uuuu Diigg It ?
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Or worse, doing it and NOT flushing it afterwards. I have never seem so many assh*les on my life. I go mental every time I want to pee in a rush only to encounter the eminent danger of those brown bubbles.
 
I told my girlfriend about this thread and she told me there is a Chinese woman that she always sees naked in the locker room. It's not just that she's always naked, but that her bush is abnormally full - more like a small shrub. My girlfriend is Russian, so it's even funnier to hear her try to explain this to me with her accent. She said "I open the door to the sauna and there is Chinese woman, sitting there naked with little, furry hedgehog between her legs."
 
devildog said:
Black guy at my gym loves walking around naked in the locker room. He'll stay in there like that for an hour at times. Very strange!
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That's not Strange for a Gay Guy, or maybe Bi-sexual.
He's looking for a Buddy.
There's at least one in every Gym, that I've ever been to.........................................JP
P.S.
Me and my Buddies, used to call that Advertising !
 
jp4355 said:
That's not Strange for a Gay Guy, or maybe Bi-sexual.
He's looking for a Buddy.
There's at least one in every Gym, that I've ever been to.........................................JP
P.S.
Me and my Buddies, used to call that Advertising !
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Advertising, yep. Their meat-hunting too.
 
This is what gets me, I go the local rec centers and they offer family changing rooms, but yet some dad's find it neccessary to bring there 4-8 year old daughters in the mens locker room with them??? I feel like that is way to chancy to do something like that, i know myself I have a 7 year old girl and I would never bring her in there.
 
When I was about five I was at a huge gym complex called red lerille's, my mom made me go in to find my dad in the locker room, I walked in and turned right around and ran out! In fact a guy told me, "hey, your not allowed in here!" I didn't want to go in the first place.
 
stevesmi said:
he likes to show off his hrum obviously. the white dudes probably walk past him in shame with their heads down
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Yeah, and what's gross(er), is the fact that some guys come in there with their young sons, and this guy walks around with his black snake flopping, which is probably eye-level for kids. Sooner or later, someone's gonna knock him out!
 
Cleatus said:
I told my girlfriend about this thread and she told me there is a Chinese woman that she always sees naked in the locker room. It's not just that she's always naked, but that her bush is abnormally full - more like a small shrub. My girlfriend is Russian, so it's even funnier to hear her try to explain this to me with her accent. She said "I open the door to the sauna and there is Chinese woman, sitting there naked with little, furry hedgehog between her legs."
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Oriental chicks don't shave down there.
 
devildog said:
Yeah, and what's gross(er), is the fact that some guys come in there with their young sons, and this guy walks around with his black snake flopping, which is probably eye-level for kids. Sooner or later, someone's gonna suck him off
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jp4355 said:
That's not Strange for a Gay Guy, or maybe Bi-sexual.
He's looking for a Buddy.
There's at least one in every Gym, that I've ever been to.........................................JP
P.S.
Me and my Buddies, used to call that Advertising !
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He needs to go to the YMCA before someone knocks him out. It's truly disgusting.
 
stevesmi said:
devildog said:
Yeah, and what's gross(er), is the fact that some guys come in there with their young sons, and this guy walks around with his black snake flopping, which is probably eye-level for kids. Sooner or later, someone's gonna suck him off
fixed it for you
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Lol! Yep, that may happen as well. Ewwww! I think I'll talk to the brand new girl hired to work the desk about him. Will give me an excuse to check her out more. She's an 11/10. I've never seen an ass that's so stunning. When she walks through the gym, I cringe stopping myself from whacking her on that ass.:eek::D
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stevesmi said:
nor do Mormons or hippy chicks
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Went to a party last year, and hippie chicks got completely naked, and in the pool. No, they didn't shave anything. Legs, snapper, and arm pits were sporting hair. Was strange. Yes, I still looked. Lol!
 
Yea that is unbelievable that guys do this. .I don't get it why the hell wouldn't you close curtain unless you just don't wanna touch it they can get nasty but turn around at least. .. Only way I would ever do that is of my Johnson hung to my knees
 
This topic title is still making me laugh.
 
Nothing is worse then walking into the bathroom, someone exploding and the heat from showers all at the same time ..
 
25homes said:
Yea that is unbelievable that guys do this. .I don't get it why the hell wouldn't you close curtain unless you just don't wanna touch it they can get nasty but turn around at least. .. Only way I would ever do that is of my Johnson hung to my knees
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If my dick hung to my knees I wouldn't lift.
 
I used to gave a neighbor that was this old man and every once in a while he would do some gardening in a long shirt................only , but it wasn't that long of a shirt , every now and then you would drive by and he would be pulling weeds , you can picture the rest 😱gross !!!!!!


Caaannn Uuuu Diigg It ?
 
You would have to lift with a hog to your knees but you would still need to shower
 
krazieone56 said:
Ya I avoid them too. The one at my gym is just a shower room and I prefer not to shower with a bunch of old dudes. Not to mention they walk around the locker room naked and talking to friends. Bro, get the fuck away from me. Go put some fucking underwear on and then come talk to me.

KRAZIEONE
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That shit is hilarious. I w/o before work crazy early and shower at the gym. One gym has doors on each so that is good. But the fools that just roll around naked and talk. And how about naked shaving guy. Wtf is wrong with this guy. Another gym I have by my house is the the open ones, worse conce
 
I gotta admit, after the Corps I lacked the fucks to give about seeing other men naked, doesnt matter to me im not gona check out ur package..

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