Just got off a phone call from my GP, it pretty well went as Australian as you can get...
"K ya off ya head again"
"Whattaya mean? Are the bloods no good?"
"Yeah, ya off ya fucken head, its off the charts again"
"Ah fuck... What parts? Hematocrit? Cholesterol? Liver function???"
"Nah ya testosterone, its off the charts mate, doesn't even register that high"
"Mate, thats to be expected given the dose I'm on, thats where I want it to be, what about the rest of it, is it shit???"
"Haha thats where I want it to be... (I can hear him shake his head as he takes the piss) Nah hematocrits fine, liver functions good, blood sugar and hba1c all fine... Estrogens shit tho"
"Righto, I suspected that, can you print em out and I'll come n collect em, I need em for the log... what about lipids?"
"Nah they didnt do them cos you had em done recently..."
"Well i need them, ill have to get it done private do you guys do collection for private there?"
"Fucken, just hang on, (is reading out the instructions he's writing for the reception staff for my pickup plus a new blood referral for lipids) nah we dont, but if u just rock up to the pathology with this referral... You get em done near your work dont ya? They'll probably just do em for ya if you just rock in, it'll be here when ya pick up ur printout"
"Aye cheers Doc, so everything else is good, aye"
"Well no... Im not happy with test-"
"Yeah yeah, I know, not much longer now and I'll be back on a cruise dose in a bit"
"Yeah righto, whatever, ok, gotta go, cheers bro"
"Thanks Doc, I'll come grab em today, appreciate it aye."
Fuck I love this country and I'm blessed with such a cool, no nonsense doctor aye.
He hates that I'm on a blast but...
Well, at least he wants me to take good care of myself if thats what I'm doing...
I'll be back on later with the printouts for the Evo Fam.