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wheresdabeef
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What's your bf% like? I smoked a few days before a piss test a few years back. I hadn't smoked for a year or so before and I passed. THC is stored in bf so if your % is low you may be ok. I won't swear to it. Get a test at a pharmacy and test yourself. If its for work or the courts then the test probably won't check for drol or deca.
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gearedright
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Get some Sonne's 7 detox and take that.
Drink a shitton of water the day before and day of. Take a half or full Vitamin B pill an hour before test and that will give your urine some color so they won't think it's diluted. Make sure you pee a couple of times before you go in, do not give them your first piss of the day. Pee in the toilet first, and then fill the cup to the minimum amount required with the end of your piss stream. (The last part of your urine stream is supposed to contain less metabolites)
This will help with the THC to get out. You don't need to worry about the AAS showing up.
Worst case scenario you will get a call saying it came back diluted and you need to come back in. As long as you are only peeing water but have the Vitmamin B-12 to give it color, they won't be able to get an accurate reading.
Drink a shitton of water the day before and day of. Take a half or full Vitamin B pill an hour before test and that will give your urine some color so they won't think it's diluted. Make sure you pee a couple of times before you go in, do not give them your first piss of the day. Pee in the toilet first, and then fill the cup to the minimum amount required with the end of your piss stream. (The last part of your urine stream is supposed to contain less metabolites)
This will help with the THC to get out. You don't need to worry about the AAS showing up.
Worst case scenario you will get a call saying it came back diluted and you need to come back in. As long as you are only peeing water but have the Vitmamin B-12 to give it color, they won't be able to get an accurate reading.
gearedright
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This is for a Parole drug screening however. If this is an employer or home test just use someone else's piss man.
aaron.kennedy.1217
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This is exactly right, ive used this to beat drug tests for work for years. Despite smoking tons of pot I've never failed a test. But he missed out one important thing, when you dilute your piss one of the things the labs check for is creatinine in your urine. If creatinine is abnormally low then the labs will assume you diluted your piss with water, and as a result you will fail any employer based drug screen. So make sure you take start taking creatine if you don't already have some on hand then get it. Remember the more you dilute your pee with water the better your chances of going undetected. Double up on your mutil vitamins and drink coffee the day of your test, it will make urination easier as well as dilute your pee further. Don't forget the extra water the morning of the test either. Geared pretty much covered everything else. Do this exactly and there is zero doubt in my mind you will fail.
aaron.kennedy.1217
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Also, using the VERY last stream of pee to fill up the bare minimum in the cup is very crucial IMO. The last bit of the stream really does contain less metabolites.
One other Problem with Fake Urine for any Urine Tests.
Almost all of the Testing Facilities will put a Thermometer on the Side of the Plastic Cup.
If it's not close to Body Temp. - Guess What - They'll Want another Urine.................................. JP
P.S.
I Beat one Once a Long Time ago.
With 5,000 Mg of Vitamin C and 2 Gallons of Water.
Talk about Pissing like a Race Horse.
Almost all of the Testing Facilities will put a Thermometer on the Side of the Plastic Cup.
If it's not close to Body Temp. - Guess What - They'll Want another Urine.................................. JP
P.S.
I Beat one Once a Long Time ago.
With 5,000 Mg of Vitamin C and 2 Gallons of Water.
Talk about Pissing like a Race Horse.
wheresdabeef
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How'd the test go
gearedright
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Yes, creatinine levels are crucial, good call. If they are out of whack then it is a red flag you tampered somehow.
steve dallas
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This is sound advice.i used to get piss tested all the time, never flunked. Worst that can happen is they'll do a specific gravity test and see you have a lot of water and make you piss again in two weeks. If what you said is true about you're sharing a joint you're all set brother . Urine tests are a joke if you have notice. If they really want to catch you they take hair or blood.
U can go to the store and buy a drug test passing drink for $40. Must not smoke 24 hrs prior to test. Wake up day of test and urinate n coz u build up during sleep. Drink the drug passing drink at least one hr before test. Drink a couple cups of water. Take another piss to clean out. Then go take test. Guaranteed to work. Passed at least 4 drug tests for interviews this method
MuscleChemist3000
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Yes, this is all true. They scrutinize temperature and other underlying factors that could result from artificial urine. Temperature is the first item generally looked at but in this circumstance it is all circumstantial based on the state, facility etc. Some facilities have stricter testing policies than others (due to government funding in these areas) etc. Regardless, when you know something this severe is coming for this type of situation, one would think you would avoid anything that could cause a further problem. It is one thing when factoring in a job but a completely different story when we are talking about your freedom. I would not risk that
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