How is testosterone powder made?

[Gainzbruh]

I only found a few mentions of it being converted from wild yam or cholesterol but have not found a serious guide on it. Found a few articles about a bioreactor and another strange document of the United Nations plans of producing testosterone in Cuba in the 90s.

I’m looking for a serious guide. Not something that is easily searched. Not really mentioned on dark web either (I tried there).

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I only found a few mentions of it being converted from wild yam or cholesterol but have not found a serious guide on it. Found a few articles about a bioreactor and another strange document of the United Nations plans of producing testosterone in Cuba in the 90s.

I’m looking for a serious guide. Not something that is easily searched. Not really mentioned on dark web either (I tried there).

It's made up of a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

It's made up of a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.

lol wtf

In all reality what do you want to know?

The raw test powder that’s being used now is mostly made within Chinese labs, unless it’s a pharmacy product.

I believe it’s synthetic, not derived from anything.

Are you planning on becoming a chemist and trying to synthesize testosterone?

@muskate help this fella.

Trevor is a chemical engineer well I struggled to pass organic chem in college, he should be able to explain how it’s done.

 

[Gainzbruh]

lol wtf

In all reality what do you want to know?

The raw test powder that’s being used now is mostly made within Chinese labs, unless it’s a pharmacy product.

I believe it’s synthetic, not derived from anything.

Are you planning on becoming a chemist and trying to synthesize testosterone?

@muskate help this fella.

Trevor is a chemical engineer well I struggled to pass organic chem in college, he should be able to explain how it’s done.

Yes I wouldn’t mind getting good at chemistry as long as the process isn’t too complicated or machinery too expensive. I’ve heard of marker degradation and converting androstenedione to testosterone. Haven’t found a lab manual.

 

[stevesmi]

it is obviously going to be synthetically made. they just match up the chemical makeup

 

[Gruntwerkz]

Yes I wouldn’t mind getting good at chemistry as long as the process isn’t too complicated or machinery too expensive. I’ve heard of marker degradation and converting androstenedione to testosterone. Haven’t found a lab manual.

I believe it’s going to be a little more involved then you’re thinking honestly. It’s beyond my scope to synthesize testosterone and the equipment alone would cost way to much money. You literally need a lab for something like this. I’m by no means new to chemistry either, but this is no shake and bake meth recipe here.

 

[E32038]

I believe it’s going to be a little more involved then you’re thinking honestly. It’s beyond my scope to synthesize testosterone and the equipment alone would cost way to much money. You literally need a lab for something like this. I’m by no means new to chemistry either, but this is no shake and bake meth recipe here.

That’s a great recipe. Empty coke bottle, sudafed, coffee filters, lye, fertilizer, lantern fuel (preferably coleman lantern fuel), 2 AA lithium batteries, drain cleaner, and salt.

 

[Aust]

Buy raw, cheaper. So easy to mix.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

That’s a great recipe. Empty coke bottle, sudafed, coffee filters, lye, fertilizer, lantern fuel (preferably coleman lantern fuel), 2 AA lithium batteries, drain cleaner, and salt.

Tin foil top of course lol, and yes the white Coleman lateen fuel.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

Tin foil top of course lol, and yes the white Coleman lateen fuel.

Tin foil too**

 

[Eddie Haskell]

That’s a great recipe. Empty coke bottle, sudafed, coffee filters, lye, fertilizer, lantern fuel (preferably coleman lantern fuel), 2 AA lithium batteries, drain cleaner, and salt.

For the added fun of third-degree burns: fail to "vent" at precisely the correct moment and voilà.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

For the added fun of third-degree burns: fail to "vent" at precisely the correct moment and voilà.

I find sprite 20oz bottle to be great, it’s easy to feel it pressurize. They also hold well so you can burp it at the last second, the longer you push the burb the better the product. Allows more time for the reaction to hold.

Here we go talking like we’ve done this before or some shit.

 

[samgraves82]

That’s a great recipe. Empty coke bottle, sudafed, coffee filters, lye, fertilizer, lantern fuel (preferably coleman lantern fuel), 2 AA lithium batteries, drain cleaner, and salt.

Uuuum!? LOL

 

[gashred777]

I find sprite 20oz bottle to be great, it’s easy to feel it pressurize. They also hold well so you can burp it at the last second, the longer you push the burb the better the product. Allows more time for the reaction to hold.

Here we go talking like we’ve done this before or some shit.

Right.....


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[Nismo99]

Bro just buy raws and do your thing. This is the equivalent of asking how to make flour...why would you? Just buy it.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

Bro just buy raws and do your thing. This is the equivalent of asking how to make flour...why would you? Just buy it.

Exactly

https://hupharma.com/product/testosterone-cypionate-powder/

Here is a good legit source for you, domestic cyp will be back in stock in a day or two.

 

[Mobster]

It's made up of a secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.

Made me LOL. Mmm chicken..

 

[Gainzbruh]

Bro just buy raws and do your thing. This is the equivalent of asking how to make flour...why would you? Just buy it.

I'll probably head this route. Just surprised there isn't instructions on how to make raw testosterone. You can easily search how to make dynamite but not testosterone!? What the hell! HAHA!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Made me LOL. Mmm chicken..

I agree, chicken is muy buenos. But KFC's "chicken" is not chicken. It's a chemical stew that, in the longrun, may be no less dangerous than the chemical stew known as crystal methamphetamine.

 

[Gruntwerkz]

I'll probably head this route. Just surprised there isn't instructions on how to make raw testosterone. You can easily search how to make dynamite but not testosterone!? What the hell! HAHA!

I wouldn’t keep searching how to make such things as dynamite on an unsecure line.

 

[Nismo99]

I'll probably head this route. Just surprised there isn't instructions on how to make raw testosterone. You can easily search how to make dynamite but not testosterone!? What the hell! HAHA!

I guess the idea is that a raw material by definition is the fundamental building block for someone looking to create a product. Dynamite isn't a raw material..that's the finish product.

 

[Chemically Enhanced]

Test powder is made of dried up and ground slaughtered farm animals' testicles.

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[stevesmi]

in other news I learned 2 days ago if you are ever stuck in the middle of the woods all you need is a soda can and chocolate and you can make fire.

 

[Nismo99]

There is a special kind of humor that can only be found on Evo.

 

[Mobster]

in other news I learned 2 days ago if you are ever stuck in the middle of the woods all you need is a soda can and chocolate and you can make fire.

A special kind of fire lol

 

[OutlawV2]

The eleven herbs and spices comment still has me DEAD...

 

[Satan62]

The eleven herbs and spices comment still has me DEAD...

Mixed by an old white guy in his basement...


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[Nismo99]

You wankers are so not funny...LOL.

 

[Gainzbruh]

Found some links for everyone. Archive and put in a bunker.

Tren Synthesis
https://patents.google.com/patent/CN102924553A/en

Old Patent For Testosterone Synthesis
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/2236574.pdf


Seems like the powders are usually produced from a bacteria or yeast. Like a beer brew heheh.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I'll admit to being completely biased towards all things having to do with South Park, but I absolutely love and appreciate Satan62's new avatar.

 

[OutlawV2]

Y’all aren’t serious right?

We all know that the base ingredient for test is chuck Norris tears. I mean cmon. All bros know that. Hence all the fake gear.