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So I am currently on parole for some dumb stuff and never has my parole office done a steroid drug test to anyone in the history of there existence. Unfortunately some A-hole opened there mouth to my PO that I am “massive” because im probably on steroids therefore questions have been asked of me. So I got surprised by a random urine screen and the PO said they are sending it to a lab to test for 20 different compounds. I have no idea what will come up from the testing… Is it possible that when I show elevated levels of test I can claim to have been taking natty test boosters? Please any advice would mean a lot in regards to this thanks.
you can say whatever you want but it depends on how elevated they are... the test booster lie will likely not work and it depends on how extensive the testing actually is... watch some of the videos i have done on this subject... https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=steroid+testing+dylan+gemelli
A urine test won't show testosteorne levels like a blood work test will. Completely different tests.
They will be testing for steroid metabolites. There is no way you can argue it's a false positive. The only thing you could do is say you are on TRT. But even then, if you ran any sort of steroid derivative like EQ, tren, masteron etc. and they test for it - you're screwed because those performance enhancing drugs are not human grade so no doctor will ever write you a prescription for them.
Just hope that the PO officer is just trying to scare you and isn't actually testing your urine. Drug tests are VERY expensive to perform. I honestly suspect that's what's going to end up happening
They will be testing for steroid metabolites. There is no way you can argue it's a false positive. The only thing you could do is say you are on TRT. But even then, if you ran any sort of steroid derivative like EQ, tren, masteron etc. and they test for it - you're screwed because those performance enhancing drugs are not human grade so no doctor will ever write you a prescription for them.
Just hope that the PO officer is just trying to scare you and isn't actually testing your urine. Drug tests are VERY expensive to perform. I honestly suspect that's what's going to end up happening
They could ask under which doc or to see the script.
I've zero sympathy as the OP says himself it was for 'dumb sh*t'.
this is very very very true unfortunately... it depends on the state and parole officer to be honest
Hopefully you can be on your PO's good side because if they are coming down on you for that it would be a shame. Cant say I have had any experience on this kinda stuff but hopefully they are bluffing and not going through with the testing.
Johnsnow22
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Don’t even worry about a steroid test. I have never heard of it happening. Elevated test levels can happen in rare cases. If you are going to use I suggest lower amounts of test.
i would think if he thought you were on steroids he would violate you as they are illegal to use
getting into a philosophical argument as to whether the laws or right or wrong is pointless. as of now steroids are scheduled, hence you should not be using them while on parole unless you are willing to risk it
getting into a philosophical argument as to whether the laws or right or wrong is pointless. as of now steroids are scheduled, hence you should not be using them while on parole unless you are willing to risk it
chemicalyouth
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If what got you in trouble in the first place had anything to do with AAS then watch out they will likely be checking up on you for that. If your charges stem from anything like domestic violence be careful. Does your ex know or did she know about your use of AAS? Because then they might be watching you for that. If they come to visit you know they can go through everything and AAS or syringes laying around or in a shoe box in the closet are asking for trouble. Dressing down when you check in would be smart to help avoid the issue as much as possible. No sense in wearing a tank top showing off your guns when you go to visit your PO. Why would your name ever come up in a conversation someone else is having with the PO? Don't make enemies. Hopefully you'll be OK but a PO can do almost anything they want, you gave them that power when you agreed to the terms of your release. If your committed to AAS use you know that is taking a chance. Is it worth the risk? You only have to fuck up once. If you end up in a pickle somehow remember to say those 5 words "I have nothing to say." And get a good lawyer. Good luck bro.
absolutely true... you have to understand that if it is anything related to steroids or anything indirectly, in terms of domestic violence as what brought up then it could be a big problem.. you are basically at their mercy.. if they dont like you, want to press you etc.. they can say or do whatever they want and 100 out of 100 times the judge is going with the p.o. plain and simple
Why are you using drugs if you are on parole? It doesn't sound like they are testing your testosterone levels. It sounds like they are looking for specific compounds. If they find them, that is completely different than having elevated test levels.
