I was very fortunate. I was caught red handed with a suitcase full of weed and was supposedly facing 5-20. Wound up doing 100ish days all in because I was pulled over for no reason and the state trooper had a history of tearing peoples cars to bits and finding nothing. It’s crazy how he pegged me on site. He knew. But when I shave and grow out my receding hair and wear aviators I could play a starring role in a cop movie hahaha.
So I shut down my entire life and stored everything I couldn’t let go of in a friend’s garage and saved up all the money I could to help my kids while I was away and boom! Only 100 days

. It was shocking how easily I acclimated to being locked up. Never had been so stress free in my life. Never had so many friends. It was like camp. Workout twice a day, eat four times, play chess, read, shoot the shit. Sleep eight hours and a nap. One guy tried giving me a hard time and I kicked him in the face. He quit and kept his mouth shut. I’d have hated SHU though. I did a weekend by myself with no books or anything. That sucked! It bends time, soooo boring.
I think a lot about how police are constantly exposed to crazy shit. Depending on where you are it could just be dead bodies and gruesome stuff and shootouts like every day. Should probably cap the time with an early retirement and pension but what do I know?