Fucking kids!!

[stevesmi]

What is the dumbest thing you did as a teenager?

lets hear some funny stories

mine was a few days after getting my license driving my car into a ditch. doh! I didn't want to call my dad cause I knew he would be livid so I got a couple friends to help me get it out, not sure how we managed to do it but we were successful and I bought them all lunch for the week for saving my ass

 

[Itsthework]

OMG,.... Have to think a while on this,....

 

[Crossfit]

Tried to burn some 1 cent behind a garage and set the garage on fire !!

 

[Robierob77]

I won't go into the dumbest things but one of the things that cracked us up most was this thing we created to knock on doors from a distance. We'd take maybe a foot of string and tie a weight on the end. We'd tape the other end to someone's front door. Next youd tie a string to the weight long enough so we could stay out of sight. We'd hide behind some bushes and tug on the string causing it to knock on the door. The homeowner would come to the door and not see anyone there. As soon as they shut the door we would tug the string again, knocking on the door and they'd answer again. We'd do it as many times as we could until they caught on. We also used to put hairspray nozzles on cans of shaving cream and go to town spraying whatever was in our path. Just a couple harmless things we used to do when we got bored.

 

[stretch512]

Dicking around in my truck on the way back from the river doing what teenagers do at the river - popped a curb and got my truck stuck in a muddy front yard. Was in the process of tearing up the yard to get the truck out when the owner came home... an Army Four Star General and this guy was fucking pissed. Needless to say I was happy I escaped that situation with my life that guy wanted to murder my dumb ass.

 

[stevesmi]

another story I took my gf after the dance to a parking lot at an apartment complex to have some fun in the backseat.

like an idiot teen I ran the A/C without running the car and the car ended up dying. so I am now stuck in the middle of a parking lot at like 11pm at night.. luckily someone must have called security there and some pissed off dude in his underwear shows up and jumps me. I hand him $5 and he smacks it out of my hand and then leaves. I'm sure he was thinking to himself "fucking kids!"

 

[-SD-]

I won't go into the dumbest things but one of the things that cracked us up most was this thing we created to knock on doors from a distance. We'd take maybe a foot of string and tie a weight on the end. We'd tape the other end to someone's front door. Next youd tie a string to the weight long enough so we could stay out of sight. We'd hide behind some bushes and tug on the string causing it to knock on the door. The homeowner would come to the door and not see anyone there. As soon as they shut the door we would tug the string again, knocking on the door and they'd answer again. We'd do it as many times as we could until they caught on. We also used to put hairspray nozzles on cans of shaving cream and go to town spraying whatever was in our path. Just a couple harmless things we used to do when we got bored.

what happened to just knocking on doors and running off lol
have kids gotten so lazy they cant even prank without sitting on their ass

 

[gearedright]

When I was 19 my little bro and I were at a party, he left and got arrested for DUI. My mom called and told me so I left to go bail him out and got arrested at the police station for DUI, minor consum and poss controlled substance. I parked my truck sideways and blocked off the cop cars from being able to leave the station which gave them reason to search my vehicle.

Funniest part was I didn't even have any money on me to bail him out. This is the reason I don't mix vodka with Xanax anymore...

 

[-SD-]

When I was 19 my little bro and I were at a party, he left and got arrested for DUI. My mom called and told me so I left to go bail him out and got arrested at the police station for DUI, minor consum and poss controlled substance. I parked my truck sideways and blocked off the cop cars from being able to leave the station which gave them reason to search my vehicle.

Funniest part was I didn't even have any money on me to bail him out. This is the reason I don't mix vodka with Xanax anymore...

you win the thread

 

[Stalkerdog]

When i was 14 decided to go hunting for rabbits. After no succsess my mate had the bright idea of trying to smoke them out. We stupidly poured two gallons of petrol in to a rabbit hole. I lit a match and threw it in and the flames backfired about five foot and burnt my eyebrows, eyelashes and hair. Luckily there was no permanant damage except a dodgy haircut for few months

 

[bonacris]

There needs to be a like button on this forum. Loving these

 

[mlang_62]

When I was a teen my dad got pissed that a neighbor let his dog shit in his yard, the dog preferred our lawn for some reason so one day he had enough when the dog shit on his prized lawn, he got a plastic sac and scooped up. He then went and walked the entire neighbor hood picking up any and all the dog shit he could find including the poo from our own back yard from the three massive dogs we had. Once he had a full bag he went over to the neighbors house and dumbed the whole bag out on her front porch. He then knocked on her door, when she answered he said. I think this belongs to you. hehehe that lady never walked her dog by our house again

 

[stevesmi]

When i was 14 decided to go hunting for rabbits. After no succsess my mate had the bright idea of trying to smoke them out. We stupidly poured two gallons of petrol in to a rabbit hole. I lit a match and threw it in and the flames backfired about five foot and burnt my eyebrows, eyelashes and hair. Luckily there was no permanant damage except a dodgy haircut for few months

fucking kids!

 

[Jrbdallas]

People used to pay me to break the stops signs out of the ground near the school...

Man there are countless dumb things I did.

Trench lawns.
Through eggs at people in the mall.
Flipped two trucks.
Rode a dirt bike through the mall.

We used to tie together old clothes and a shoes. Hoodie, jeans, shoes. Stuff it full of trash. Put a balloon in the hood. Hang it from a tree with a rope.

used to blow stuff up with fireworks.

Put dish soap in public fountains.

Wasn't a sensible child till I picked up weights.

This isn't even an introduction lol this is just a few out of thousands of dumb ass things. We were a creative bunch.

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[stevesmi]

When I was 19 my little bro and I were at a party, he left and got arrested for DUI. My mom called and told me so I left to go bail him out and got arrested at the police station for DUI, minor consum and poss controlled substance. I parked my truck sideways and blocked off the cop cars from being able to leave the station which gave them reason to search my vehicle.

Funniest part was I didn't even have any money on me to bail him out. This is the reason I don't mix vodka with Xanax anymore...

that would definitely qualify as something dumb a teenager would do.

I agree with SD. you win so far

 

[jwilliams2]

Me and a friend (I was 12 he was 13) thought it would be cool to set some old toys on fire in the woods behind our apartments, when we were done we threw some dirt over it to extinguish it and I remember clearly double checking to make sure it was put out. So we go inside and play on the playstation and I hear this crackling sound about 5-10 minutes later so I look around the house trying to figure out where its coming from. Thats when I noticed smoke out of my window, I go outside and the whole fking woods is on fire. A few minutes after that the cops and the firefighters arrive, at this point i'm shitting myself thinking im going to prison lol anyway we got a long lecture from the FD and that was it.

 

[Jrbdallas]

We used to also spray the floors of wallmart with tire shine and drift the bikes around the store.

Tie cars wheels together with rope in parking lots.

I took my totalled f150 that still ran and smashed it through an abandoned house in my neighborhood.

Took the same f150 and jumped it in a skate park.

Made a potato cannon and accidently shot a potato through my neighbors sliding door.

We would seek onto the driving range and steel the golf balls and then go hit them off the tallest hill into town.

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[GTFORMULA]

I got drunk as fuck on my 15th bd withe about 18 beers. 3am Walk around the whole neighborhood grabbing mail boxes and ripping them out of the ground. Thrown them up in the person's yard. I mean must have been at least 100 mail boxes lol. Get to the end of a road and got tired. Passed out and threw up all over the last driveway. Woke up with a cop standing over me shaking his head. Dad cam and picked me up driving down. The roads I destroyed. Dad was cool ashe was worse as a kid than me. Just laughed at me. Not even grounded. Got community service and had to write letters of apologies. Just one of the stupid things I did. Last time I ever drank beer too.

 

[Mountain-Man]

Got caught skipping school by my dad I was so scared I slept in the woods for two
Weeks in a tent I had eating peanut butter I went home told him I was sorry he laughed said he was not gonna punish me because he knew two weeks with no shower or ac that I suffered enough

 

[Baldur2630]

This was a teenage co-worker in a laboratory. He had read in a book that nitrogen tri-iodide was so unstable that if you touched it with a feather it would explode (it's those little brown crystals that kids pup on floors and doorknobs that made cracking noises when touched).

Anyway, Don what what we called a 'bucket chemist'. Instead of making a gram or so, he took a liter beaker and made half a beaker full of soggy crystals. There must have been about 1/4 kg of the shit. He tipped the soggy mess onto a huge sheet of filter paper and left it on the top of a low shed in the sun to dry. He left the (mostly) empty beaker with it.

The top of the shed was about head height after a while, he estimated that it was dry, so he took a broom handle and fastened a feather on the end, and proceeded to waggle it around on the seemingly dry crystals. Nothing happened. He waited longer and tried again, nothing! He proceeded to hit the stuff with the broom handle, still nothing.

After several more attempts, he gave up. Picked up the piece of filter paper and contents and dumped all th crystals back into the beaker, well I say dumped, but the dump never completed, there was a flash, a load scream and a purple haze. Thank God Don had instinctively closed his eyes and kept them closed. His entire front, shirt, lab coat, face and hair were now a dark brown from the iodine and purple iodine vapor was pouring off his face. He was smokin'! For real, purple smoke.
He was rolling on the ground in agony. The iodine kept vaporizing off his face, his eyebrows, lashes, front of his hair was gone, everyone tried to help him, but we has no fucking idea, what we could do other than carry him on a stretcher to our company can and **** him to hospital.

He was off work for 3 or 4 weeks, I don't exactly remember, but apparently it was a miracle that he wasn't completely blinded for life. I understand his throat and lungs were also damaged because he had inhaled some of the vapor whilst screaming in pain.

We did a lot of dumb things in the 1950's and 1960's, but that was probably the dumbest I ever saw!

 

[NY REBEL]

I got arrested for setting fire to an elementary school and then fleeing the scene.

 

[gearedright]

I got arrested for setting fire to an elementary school and then fleeing the scene.

^^Holy shit

 

[Jrbdallas]

I got arrested for setting fire to an elementary school and then fleeing the scene.

Ue that guy huh?

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[gearedright]

I got arrested for setting fire to an elementary school and then fleeing the scene.

Were the children inside?!?!?!?!?!

 

[NY REBEL]

Fuck yea there was people in it. I had the flames about ten feet high before the fire department made it there. Then I took off on foot.

 

[Jrbdallas]

Fuck yea there was people in it. I had the flames about ten feet high before the fire department made it there. Then I took off on foot.

I had a thing for fire too. Never made it to arson tho.

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[NY REBEL]

Ain't no thang

 

[bonacris]

I had a thing for fire too. Never made it to arson tho.

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I was messing with a lighter when drunk a lit some toilet paper on fire. It was in a toilet and it went up. Hotel had to be evacuated

 

[stevesmi]

I almost burned my own house one time as a teen. I had a lamp and the shade broke so it was uncovered. anyway I got up to take a leak at night and turned the light on, the sheet to the bed ended up near the bulb and boy they get hot fast. when I came out of the bathroom my bed was on fire. I threw a bunch of water on there and smacked it with my pillow and it went out. had I had to take a shit and taken longer in the bathroom would of burned my house down for sure that was nuts

as an adult I have exactly zero lamps in my house.. that is probably the reason lol

 

[aggirl]

Ehhhh, this thread is scary. Mainly because we have all done insane things.

My ex and I borrowed my grandparents car when I was like 19 and he was 23 for a road trip. He was on cycle at the time. When we returned the car we cleaned it, gased it etc. ...but we did not take out his stash. My grandfather opened it and thought it was heroin....literally had a fit. We had to come clean so he didn't think my boyfriend was a damn junkie. I was mortified.

 

[NY REBEL]

That's pretty good

 

[Baldur2630]

Shit, I had forgotten this one!

I was doing a chemistry practical one afternoon at a Technical College, back in the '60's. I was a Judo Brown Belt back then, and I was in a competition that evening. My mother had put my Brown Belt somewhere and I couldn't find it.

I had a bright idea. Shops didn't sell colored belts back then, all I could find was a white one. Now potassium permanganate, in solution is bright purple, but when it dries, it's brown. Problem was, the class started at 13:30 and finished at 17:00 and there wasn't time to dry the bloody thing, BUT ...

Potassium Permanagnate is also soluble in acetone, which is very volatile. I mixed up a concentrated solution in a big beaker, dipped the belt into it and voila - a bright purple belt.

I hung it up so that it could dry out, but at about 16:15, it was still very damp and stank of acetone. Bright idea #2. Put it into the drying oven for the rest of the class. No problem.

About 20 mins later there was one hell of a bang. The top and the door blew off the bloody oven, it caught fire, but theelosion shattered one of the windows and some glassware.. We grabbed an extinguisher and put the fire out. There was pandemonium and I got dragged off the the Head's Office. He wasn't a happy man, but when I told him what had happened and showed him the charred remains of my Judo belt, he started to grin and told me I must be a fucking idiot and the first assholeon earth that could blow something up with a fucking a Judo belt. He told me that I should take up a career in demolition, not chemistry!

The oven was an old one and had a short, so when the correct stochiometric mix of gas and air was reached, there must have been a spark. I had to pay for the window, but they let me off with the oven and a very stern warning.

 

[twistedtanker]

Wow I don't think yall will look at me the same after this and I can't tell it all because of the statute of limitations lol.
I commited i thing 8 felonies befor the age of 17.
This includes traficing, sales, distribution, conspiracy to vomit a felony, theft, burglary, and some serious ATF laws, and the only drug I didn't do or sell was heroin.
All I can say is I have a very very checkered passed and im glad I came to know Jesus.

 

[-SD-]

Wow I don't think yall will look at me the same after this and I can't tell it all because of the statute of limitations lol.
I commited i thing 8 felonies befor the age of 17.
This includes traficing, sales, distribution, conspiracy to vomit a felony, theft, burglary, and some serious ATF laws, and the only drug I didn't do or sell was heroin.
All I can say is I have a very very checkered passed and im glad I came to know Jesus.

conspiracy to vomit a felony sounds like a son of a bitch

 

[Iraq Warrior]

Ok top all here. When I was 14 we stole two bottles of Dewers from my fathers liquor cabinet. We hid them in the woods near this shopping plaza that all the teens hung at night. Well I got shitfaced to the point where I don't remember. The next day I wake up without any hangover or memory. I went to play street hockey and when I got there everyone started asking how my shit was this morning. I said fine. Turns out around eight pm the night before I took a shit in the lobby, on a window, in a restaurant in the shopping plaza. They called the cops on me and my brother was the cop that picked me up. Thank god. I did wonder why my forehead was bruised. Apparently my brother me officer did the phone book routine on me. I learned two things. Don't ever go back to that restaurant and don't ever drink dewars


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[anabols-markt.com]

Funny kids stories guys

 

[NY REBEL]

Wow I don't think yall will look at me the same after this and I can't tell it all because of the statute of limitations lol.
I commited i thing 8 felonies befor the age of 17.
This includes traficing, sales, distribution, conspiracy to vomit a felony, theft, burglary, and some serious ATF laws, and the only drug I didn't do or sell was heroin.
All I can say is I have a very very checkered passed and im glad I came to know Jesus.

Well at least you can say you never did heroin.

 

[twistedtanker]

conspiracy to vomit a felony sounds like a son of a bitch

Commit lmao

 

[twistedtanker]

Well at least you can say you never did heroin.

Love you man lmao that's funny

 

[Robierob77]

We used to play stickball behind a supermarket. We found a box back there one day with the picture of a child's bike on the front. Opened it up and it was filled to the rim with porno mags and videos! Jackpot!

 

[stevesmi]

nobody has an 'almost died' story?

mine took place overseas when I was about 13-14, was climbing up a mountain but I was so exhausted that I would cheat my way up and wouldn't take the trail which took longer. on the way down I did the same thing, instead of taking the winding trail I decided to be clever and go straight down instead. well the rocks ended up breaking beneath me and I start rolling down the mountain, trying to grab onto plants and they roots would get ripped out of the ground.. I couldn't stop falling down the mountain.. I ended up slamming into the river below after falling probably 75 feet straight down

made it to shore and I had ripped off my skin on my arms and had nasty splinters all over my hands and up my fingernails from trying to grab onto something. how I didn't die I have no clue. no one believed I fell that far down

 

[NY REBEL]

I rolled my F150 in NY on way to work, feel asleep on Highway.. Crossed into on coming, went all the way across, when into ditch which then corkscrewed my truck into 4 rolls..

Spent two weeks in the hospital.

 

[vladithor24]

Think dumbest thing I ever did was around 12 me and buddy went to krogers grocery store and went down he juice isle soda isle milk and what ever was liquid and started poking holes in as much as we could with pocket knives while walking down the isles needless to say we made a mess upon leaving store a man walks up and ask us our name and phone number and I give it to them and my buddy gives false name and number and the I ask him why you do that he tells me you will find out later needless to say a phone call was made to my mom then the juvenile dept called to put me in reform school wasn't good


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[Kman61]

I have many stories I cannot tell... statute of limitations never runs out on some things... but one thing that is stupid.. and funny... my legs have always been super strong. Really strong... even when not training hard... I had a bunch of friends in the 70s and we all wanted to put headers on our Chevy Camaros, etc. To do it, you had to take the rear motor mounts loose and lift the engine up from the rear to slide the headers in. I was always brought along as the human crane. They would put the car on ramps. Take the motor mounts loose. Hand me a joint. Let me take a toke. (It was the 70s after all). Then I would roll under the front of the car, put my feet on the back of the motor and push it out of the engine cradle so they could slide the headers into place. Fun times!

 

[-SD-]

nobody has an 'almost died' story?

mine took place overseas when I was about 13-14, was climbing up a mountain but I was so exhausted that I would cheat my way up and wouldn't take the trail which took longer. on the way down I did the same thing, instead of taking the winding trail I decided to be clever and go straight down instead. well the rocks ended up breaking beneath me and I start rolling down the mountain, trying to grab onto plants and they roots would get ripped out of the ground.. I couldn't stop falling down the mountain.. I ended up slamming into the river below after falling probably 75 feet straight down

made it to shore and I had ripped off my skin on my arms and had nasty splinters all over my hands and up my fingernails from trying to grab onto something. how I didn't die I have no clue. no one believed I fell that far down

the fact that you were a teen is the only reason you survived, or at least didnt check into intensive care for a nice stay

I was indestructible as a teen, sucks getting old doesnt it

 

[hurricane]

What is the dumbest thing you did as a teenager?

lets hear some funny stories

mine was a few days after getting my license driving my car into a ditch. doh! I didn't want to call my dad cause I knew he would be livid so I got a couple friends to help me get it out, not sure how we managed to do it but we were successful and I bought them all lunch for the week for saving my ass

got drunk and tried to take a cash register out of a bar .friend got caught and rated on me. i was to young and stupid to realize they dont leave money in the register lol

besides comitting a stupid crime

 

[Bloodybuilder]

I was riding a bike with no brakes down very very steep hill and hit the curb and flew about 12 feet into a tree and passed out and I was handing on the tree

 

[LevButlerov]

Funny thing, I am quite a rational guy, so I never got adventures in my profile....or at least did not get caught!

 

[Shovelhead]

I was sitting on the toilet at work reading these these just dying laughing. One of the worst that first came to mind for me; I was 16 and my girlfriend was over at the house. ***Let me preface this by admitting I know for a fact that I watched too much porn as an early teenager. So there I was, me and my girlfriend are in the living room watching TV. Moms in bed, dad's at work, little brother is in bed. That being said we start fooling around. We are doing the deed and I get the idea to ask her if she will let me stick it in her ass. Takes a little pleading and sweet talking, she finally agrees. So here I am trying to get it in "dry", wasn't working. Start thinking i might need something to make it a little slicker. I go to to the kitchen and all I can find is my mom's Crisco (not the liquid , the tub of white shortening). I slather some on both of us, then proceed. I was thinking there was going to be at least some resistance like before. So I pushed with about the same effort. LMAO, she let out a blood curdling scream and shot forward and hit the TV then curled up in the fetal positing and proceeded to cry, very loudly as though she is still in pain. I'm begging her to be quiet and trying to console her then my mom runs in. GF is still in fetal position, I had got my shlet's back on. There's a tub of Crisco sitting right there next to us and the questioning begins. My mom is looking at me like I'm some sort of deviant. Little brother walks in. He's laughing his ass off. Im thinking ill be grounded for life. Absolutely, one of the most embarrassing moments ever. Anytime now we need cooking oil he brings up that moment.

 

[Shovelhead]

Shorts not shlets

 

[Iraq Warrior]

Wesson oil always worked better for me


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[muskate]

What is the dumbest thing you did as a teenager?

lets hear some funny stories

mine was a few days after getting my license driving my car into a ditch. doh! I didn't want to call my dad cause I knew he would be livid so I got a couple friends to help me get it out, not sure how we managed to do it but we were successful and I bought them all lunch for the week for saving my ass

It wasn't me but one of my buddies light a firework inside my house. He didn't realize that once the fuse is light, you can't turn it off.

We ended up throwing it in my sisters room (LOL) and started a huge fire and burnt a big hole in the middle of her room. We moved her bed over top of it hoping no one would notice LOL.

Long story short, the first thing my sister asked when got home was why her bed was moved and immediately saw the huge burn marks.

 

[TreyG]

We would line up a country road in fake ducks. People would stop and get out. Haha then they realized they were fake and run over them. Boy boy the good ol days..

 

[dragonflames]

When I was 19 my little bro and I were at a party, he left and got arrested for DUI. My mom called and told me so I left to go bail him out and got arrested at the police station for DUI, minor consum and poss controlled substance. I parked my truck sideways and blocked off the cop cars from being able to leave the station which gave them reason to search my vehicle.

Funniest part was I didn't even have any money on me to bail him out. This is the reason I don't mix vodka with Xanax anymore...

I don't even...

you win the thread

Just...this.

 

[dragonflames]

When I was 9, my youngest brother set a cat on fire after dousing it with gasoline. I was like WTF DID YOU DO!!! He just kept screaming, so my dumbass grabs the jug of gas he just dumped on it and dumped more on. Idk wtf I was thinking. Mom beat me and my brother for like 3 days.

When I was 11, my brother and I were shooting BB guns. We had the bright idea to shoot them at each other. Now, I know what you guys are thinking, but that's not even what happened. After he hit me with about 3 or 4 and I hit him with about 15 or so (lol), I missed and shot out the glass door behind him. My mom beat the fuck out of me every day for a week. Seriously, she'd wake me up and beat me every morning until she stopped being mad.

When I was 16, the day after I got my license, I drove the same brother from above story to a party. Dropped him off (even though mom had said GO NOWHERE BUT THE PARTY), and left to go get laid. I went and got laid, and on my way back I hydroplaned flipping the car upside down into this giant ditch on the side of the road. It had been raining for days, so the fucking ditch was full. I was hanging from my seatbelt upside down, luckily the sunroof was open and I unbuckled and fell out. Slithered my way out of the ditch full of water and mud and whatever the fuck else. Got two tickets for this shit, fucking cop gave me one for not wearing a seatbelt (wtf I had been hanging upside down from it for like 5 minutes) and excessive speed). Mom beat me again, every day for a week.

When I was 18, I decided I was a badass after going to college on a full academic scholarship (yeah, badasses get full academic scholarships lolol, I played football there too but I went for my brains). I started selling weed, it lasted about three months. I took a baggie up to these idiotic Russian twins apartment, and I sell it to them and as I am walking out there are like 25 fucking cops at the door to arrest the idiot twins. My luck, I had all my weed on me because I had JUST bagged it out to take home. The potency on the stuff was idiotic and they tried to get me for manufacturing, distribution, and like three other charges all on counts of Hashish plant...it was just really really good weed man. Anyway, my mom beat the fuck out of me for about a month after that. Luckily, it happened off campus and I kept my academic scholarship. I got a badass lawyer with my illicit funds and he assraped the cop on the stand and now my record is shiny and spotless.

I've got more. I did plenty of dumbshit.

 

[wags]

Wesson oil always worked better for me


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They know, your not messing, when you show up with the Wesson!!!

 

[-SD-]

Ok I'll play.

One of my first jobs as a teen was at a large fitness center as a fitness instructor and one of the members found a bigass ring with lots of diamonds on it on the workout floor and turned it into me at the desk. So all day goes by and no one claims it so i decided since i needed the cash really bad to take it and see what i could get for it selling it or pawning it. I went to a jeweler to see what i could get for it and he said "where did you get this ring, i made this myself for the guy who bought it". I lived in a big city so what were the chances right? I just said I found it in the back of a fitness center parking lot and to go ahead and give it back to the owner and tried to walk out but the jeweler said "wait let me get your phone number since he will want to thank you".....Now I know Im in a jewelry store and theres a ton of cameras and i know his ring is worth a ton of money so i figured they were going to find me anyway since i said where i found the ring (fitness center) so i gave him my number and later the day sure enough the guy who owns the ring called me and said he was going to press charges but wanted to "work something out" so that he didnt have to. So he actually asks me what should happen and the only thing i could think that i could do to was offer to do his yard for a while. So we agreed i would mow his lawn and other yard stuff for 6 months and he agreed to not press charges. I called the police just to inquire if he had any ground to press charges and they said yes he could have for felony theft.
So i had to do this fuckers yard for 6 months but at least i dont have a felony on my record (I was 18 at the time so was adult). At least he was a pretty nice guy but he was a 49ers fan so pissed me off even more hahaha

 

[NY REBEL]

That's great!! 6 months a long time for a yard... Lol.. They shouldn't have lost it

 

[stretch512]

I once threw a full string of blackcats fireworks into the foyer of a very nice dining establishment that was packed on a Friday night. Ran away and got my BMX and peddled all the way to the grave yard to lay low. Yep I'm a nice guy but I could also be a little shit!

 

[Iraq Warrior]

Ok I didn't want to go here but you guys deserve it. When I was 17 a kid in high school was throwing a party at his house. His parents are loaded and they had a mansion. His dad had like ten classic cars in his garage and driveway


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[Iraq Warrior]

They had a German Shepard that died either during the party or before. So we put clothes on the dead dog. Sunglasses a cigarette in his mouth. We put a hat on him and taped his paws to the wheel of a 1960s jaguar.


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[Iraq Warrior]

Oh boy I can only imagine how that went over!!!


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That's great!! 6 months a long time for a yard... Lol.. They shouldn't have lost it

kind of what i was thinking but the police had other ideas so 6 months wasnt bad