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Can humans swallow toilet paper?

Slothboy

Slothboy

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Ok so hear me out.

I bought a jar of beef liver powder that I wanted to sprinkle on my mince while cooking it, however I don’t like the taste of it. It cost me $50, and I want to get the nutritional benefits from it.

So I was thinking what if I just put some of the beef liver powder in a square of toilet paper and swallow it that way so I wouldn’t get much of the taste. Do you think that would work? Is it gonna be bad for me if I ingest a few squares of toilet paper?

Thanks
 
Slothboy said:
Ok so hear me out.

I bought a jar of beef liver powder that I wanted to sprinkle on my mince while cooking it, however I don’t like the taste of it. It cost me $50, and I want to get the nutritional benefits from it.

So I was thinking what if I just put some of the beef liver powder in a square of toilet paper and swallow it that way so I wouldn’t get much of the taste. Do you think that would work? Is it gonna be bad for me if I ingest a few squares of toilet paper?

Thanks
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@Slothboy I want to ask if you trolling lol :P but this seems legit Q.

I wouldn't eat any toilet paper but what you can do is get empty capsules and fill the big capsules with the liver powder. That would work and you don't need to eat toilet paper.
 
LevButlerov said:
@Slothboy I want to ask if you trolling lol :P but this seems legit Q.

I wouldn't eat any toilet paper but what you can do is get empty capsules and fill the big capsules with the liver powder. That would work and you don't need to eat toilet paper.
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Definitely not a troll just dont want this beef liver powder to go to waste. I assume the empty capsules would cost more money, and then youd have to go to the trouble of getting all the powder in and closing them up. I think it would be easier to use the toilet paper.

Has anyone else got any suggestions?
 
Slothboy said:
Definitely not a troll just dont want this beef liver powder to go to waste. I assume the empty capsules would cost more money, and then youd have to go to the trouble of getting all the powder in and closing them up. I think it would be easier to use the toilet paper.

Has anyone else got any suggestions?
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Toilet paper is not digestible, I wouldn't suggest eating it @Slothboy

how about you mix it with some sugar free juice and down it? hold your breath
 
Slothboy said:
I think that would just create an even bigger mess/bad taste
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Slothboy said:
How do you know toilet paper is not digestible?
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@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers :D, I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.
 
To my knowledge
Toilet paper can’t be 5a reduced, nor does it aromatise. Doesn’t bind to the AR, if not at all.
However I believe it’s really good at removing waste product from the lower intestine excreted via the anus.

I think a solid 3ply will do the trick to cause some decent blockages to stop you from breathing, maybe 1 roll ED.

Hope this helps
 
LevButlerov said:
@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers :D, I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.
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Not trying to step on anyones toes, just asking questions here. When people say that toilet paper is not digestible, what do they actually mean? How do they know this? Or are they just assuming?

We know that you cant put any other type of paper down the toilet because it doesnt break apart, so im wondering if the toilet paper will easily break down inside your stomach. Seems to me that it would be fairly safe assuming i only had 2-3 squares max.
 
Clearly you never went to a rave and took speed and it shows

Never had any issues with the toilet paper but id say what I put in it was the issue for a LOT of my stomach issues.
 
FlexyMcFlexFace said:
Clearly you never went to a rave and took speed and it shows

Never had any issues with the toilet paper but id say what I put in it was the issue for a LOT of my stomach issues.
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Exactly ive done drugs this way before so I wanted to know if anyone else thought it would be safe. You’re the only one that brought it up.
 
Slothboy said:
Exactly ive done drugs this way before so I wanted to know if anyone else thought it would be safe. You’re the only one that brought it up.
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AHAH yeah we used to drop so much gear in toilet paper as we wanted it to try and get down as far as it could into the belly. So toilet paper was always the way. We did end up buying caps from the pharmacy but they also called the cops on us once so went back to toiletpaper Im sure its fine to use. Just dont use used paper.
 
LevButlerov said:
@Slothboy I think the EVO family is a place for you to ask questions and get answers :D, I'm sure you would agree this is a safe place,
But when we give you an answer that didn't confirm your bias, you're asking questions that seem to indicate you want to eat the toilet paper no matter what. If you dont want to drink it with juice or get capsules, do what you feel you need to.
I think its dangerous to eat toilet paper and many would agree.

@stevesmi @Mobster @Noah Wixx @AE1079 @Eddie Haskell @Austin316 @Npcclassicphysique champ @RoidRage69 @s.gentz @Pigsy can also comment their views here

Some thoughts on toilet paper eating dangers:
Toilet paper can plug you up, cause a blockage.
Most toilet paper has chemicals that it's laced with unless you buy organic type, which would defeat the purpose of money saving here.
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I got nothing here. How would you think that putting liver powder on paper would make it taste better. Liver has a very powerful flavor. This might be the dumbest thing i've heard in a while. Is it really that fucking hard to stir in some water and slam it?
Toilet paper has chemicals in it from the manufacturing process. Yes toilet paper breaks down over time but not the time spent in your stomach. A 2 second google search will tell you this. It is not safe to eat it.
Next
 
s.gentz said:
I got nothing here. How would you think that putting liver powder on paper would make it taste better. Liver has a very powerful flavor. This might be the dumbest thing i've heard in a while. Is it really that fucking hard to stir in some water and slam it?
Toilet paper has chemicals in it from the manufacturing process. Yes toilet paper breaks down over time but not the time spent in your stomach. A 2 second google search will tell you this. It is not safe to eat it.
Next
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Whats with the negativity? And yes stiring it in water would make it so much worse. Our stomach acid is more acidic than battery acid so its not too much of a stupid question.
 
Slothboy said:
Whats with the negativity? And yes stiring it in water would make it so much worse. Our stomach acid is more acidic than battery acid so its not too much of a stupid question.
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Because this is ridiculous. It's not safe. Why TF would you do it? Either be man and swallow the powder in water, throw it out and get pills or fill capsules. They are cheap. Don't be stupid.

https://www.amazon.com/Capsules-Express-Clear-Empty-Vegan/dp/B07X6KT8LC/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CvWOWaR0EF92yyPu5Yn9TI7H_U3sRp3ChaRYvqQ_Hb7FNi3aS20CmMAntZbuFtz_upS-pnEsMJ9l3uey24GmPW_cE7mNW-MStCqHhhJVXG1PHQQG5Dj47E71c2cT6ElAP8CQ-gZL9m1mAFAYpZ9dzdAw_VWja72pp4FUC9p7MJ_VEudMKI9YO3HybdvrNBTn0qzLhcSm75iVgz4IO9Pau3xk7s8tR9b9NdR_ZuddeBJb0psccwx6wbfqJbiIU9KiPB5q0mDmGxVP2xaagFCXQP2DR8oMs0EASYytdhgerIM.e7bRsRNGJCtCnqVG-G9pnlOWjJukfWYzOECx4JKaVdw&dib_tag=se&hvadid=410083453814&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9005523&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=11288919207289686929&hvtargid=kwd-3725361637&hydadcr=21855_11240942&keywords=empty+pill+capsules&qid=1732632241&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1
 
s.gentz said:
Because this is ridiculous. It's not safe. Why TF would you do it? Either be man and swallow the powder in water, throw it out and get pills or fill capsules. They are cheap. Don't be stupid.

https://www.amazon.com/Capsules-Express-Clear-Empty-Vegan/dp/B07X6KT8LC/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CvWOWaR0EF92yyPu5Yn9TI7H_U3sRp3ChaRYvqQ_Hb7FNi3aS20CmMAntZbuFtz_upS-pnEsMJ9l3uey24GmPW_cE7mNW-MStCqHhhJVXG1PHQQG5Dj47E71c2cT6ElAP8CQ-gZL9m1mAFAYpZ9dzdAw_VWja72pp4FUC9p7MJ_VEudMKI9YO3HybdvrNBTn0qzLhcSm75iVgz4IO9Pau3xk7s8tR9b9NdR_ZuddeBJb0psccwx6wbfqJbiIU9KiPB5q0mDmGxVP2xaagFCXQP2DR8oMs0EASYytdhgerIM.e7bRsRNGJCtCnqVG-G9pnlOWjJukfWYzOECx4JKaVdw&dib_tag=se&hvadid=410083453814&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9005523&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=11288919207289686929&hvtargid=kwd-3725361637&hydadcr=21855_11240942&keywords=empty+pill+capsules&qid=1732632241&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1
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Mate its a few squares of toilet paper… also if you tune in to my log you might find out if this works or doesnt
 
Slothboy said:
Mate its a few squares of toilet paper… also if you tune in to my log you might find out if this works or doesnt
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I honestly don't care. For your sake i hope you don't have any issues. It's still going to taste like liver so not really sure why you would even do this.
 
s.gentz said:
I honestly don't care. For your sake i hope you don't have any issues. It's still going to taste like liver so not really sure why you would even do this.
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Ditto.

Not something I'd do. I'd have known whether or not if I liked the taste. It's liver. It'll taste like liver but powdered. Heck I'd flavor the mince anyway (spag bol sauce etc). I LIKE liver.

Plus 50AUS$ is like £25 UK (or was). I'd swap it with someone down the gym.

Plus he asks then kinda infers he's cos do it anyway - crack on. I wont kill you and the whole bog roll (aka toilet tissue) has loads of chems in it is kinda laughable considering what gets wiped onto it lol.

Do NOT use kitchen roll or any wipes etc. They do NOT breakdown - bog roll does
 
Are we allowed to mention other forums here? Because some of the other places ive been arnt very nice about things, but you guys are really supportive and interested.
 
Slothboy said:
Are we allowed to mention other forums here? Because some of the other places ive been arnt very nice about things, but you guys are really supportive and interested.
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We dont usually allow other forums to be mentioned, due to the negative nature there :D @Slothboy

We are open to your experiment. We have a motto in the EVO family, we will give you all the best info in a positive way, but you're an adult, the final choice is yours.

To be fair, your question is funny lol :P you must admit it, with the toilet paper etc but the truth is we all are using steroids hgh etc, so we are in no place to judge others, we can only support you in your journey, no matter what it is.
 
Slothboy said:
Not trying to step on anyones toes, just asking questions here. When people say that toilet paper is not digestible, what do they actually mean? How do they know this? Or are they just assuming?

We know that you cant put any other type of paper down the toilet because it doesnt break apart, so im wondering if the toilet paper will easily break down inside your stomach. Seems to me that it would be fairly safe assuming i only had 2-3 squares max.
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I think toxicity does exist in toilet paper, but not much more than halotestin I bet. :P
 
buy capsules online don't do this
 
toilet paper is not a good idea to swallow
 
This makes no sense at all I'm pretty sure you're trolling
 
Mobster said:
Something else. Why bother with the liver powder anyway? It's just protein (meat/offal). Your original plan was add protein to protein. It's only SLIGHTLY richer / higher in certain aspects than the mince.
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No my plan was not to use it for protein, i wanted all the other compounds and benefits from it. Its suppose to be the most nutrient dense food.
 
Slothboy said:
Are we allowed to mention other forums here? Because some of the other places ive been arnt very nice about things, but you guys are really supportive and interested.
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Oh you're an idiot for sure - but you're OUR idiot lol
 
Ok so here it is.

It turns out that my plan actually worked. I put about 2 big teaspoons of beef liver powder onto 1 square of toilet paper (2ply to reduce any damage and to make it easier to swallow), I wrapped it up in a tight ball, put it in my mouth and drank a big gulpful of water and washed it down and to my surprise it was actually extremely easier to get down because the toilet paper dampens so quickly.

Much easier than I was expecting. So easy that i did it again. I could taste the beef liver only a little bit, but the after taste goes away with a few more sips of water. I forgot to take pics i will do it next time.

All in all a very successful way of taking beef liver powder that I will be trying everyday from now on until this jar is finished. So if toilet paper is bad for you (in small quantities lets not forget) then keep tuning in to this thread and see what happens to me.

By the way, im planning on buying another jar of beef organs, but this time it will be equal parts beef liver, heart and kidney. Can anyone tell me what this will taste like? Ive heard that heart is actually pretty tasty but then again people say that about liver.
 
Slothboy said:
By the way, im planning on buying another jar of beef organs, but this time it will be equal parts beef liver, heart and kidney. Can anyone tell me what this will taste like? Ive heard that heart is actually pretty tasty but then again people say that about liver.
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Liver king says you will love it.. very entertaining thread brother lol
 
Slothboy said:
I mean I dont think you’ll be able to find a more nutrient dense food per weight than liver or heart (which i want to try)
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I know what you meant. It's overstated. Every so often, thanks to an advertizing promotions expert, a few is called 'super' or, as here, nutrient dense. Yet in many cases such foods are often the 2nd or 3rd best.

Liver has been given the thumbs up since desiccated liver tablets were a thing in the 1950's bodybuilding magazines. Protein wise they ain't that's special (it's all they had then - whey isolate is a load better) and Broccoli and Spinach do well for the Iron.

And you don't. You're buying the powder. Buy the actual meat (aka offal). Cook and eat (like in a stew). You can stuff and roast the hearts

As has been said before (and let's assume you're right (you're not) about how nutrient dense it is) - turning it into a powder means you lose some of the benefits
 
Agree with mobster

The body knows the difference between powder and real food.

There is a reason in the wild lions eat meat and not powders. But humans we are too smart so we come up with things in labs and spend millions marketing them o convince others to buy them.

Nonetheless I like the experiment. I don’t see you dying from it so go for it.
 
Slothboy said:
I agree with you, but chemicals are everywhere these days
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This is true but we can control what we can control.
So in ur case use a high quality organic paper made from natty ingredients lol
 
Slothboy said:
Definitely not a troll just dont want this beef liver powder to go to waste. I assume the empty capsules would cost more money, and then youd have to go to the trouble of getting all the powder in and closing them up. I think it would be easier to use the toilet paper.

Has anyone else got any suggestions?
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Buck up, swallow it down with a chaser of soemthimg
 
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Stop eating toilet paper. My goodness.
Just put the stuff in a pellets.
 
You can use capsules. That is a much safer thing to do.
 
What kind of results are you seeing by doing this?
I'm going to go on a limb and saying it's not doing anything.
 
A lot of toilet paper has toxic chemicals in it.
Plus, it's a waste of paper, you're killing trees for no reason.
 
I'm a big fan at trying new things but this sounds ridiculous.
I think you're pulling our leg a little bit.
 
Why don't you do a video of you actually swallowing it?
Let's see if you have the balls or not.
 
This is one of the weirdest threads I've ever seen in my life.
But hey, at least you're experimenting and trying new things.
 
This stupid
 
Crumble Cake said:
Either get empty gel caps or throw the fucking liver powder out!

What do you want to do? Kill yourself over a $50 dollar product. Come on man, think a little.

TLDR: Use TP to wipe your ass! Use you brain!
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we went over this with him lol @Crumble Cake
he wants to eat the toilet paper and he did
 
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